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Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:40 pm
by gamef
"A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison."

HAHAHAH ROFLMAO!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm


EDIT: Ok seriously that is f***** nasty i think this has mentally scared me.

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:43 pm
by Luoma
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones.
Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.


Damn O.O :(

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:44 pm
by HOLLAstir
I couldn't even imagine the pain he endured. But I do find it funny that a friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." and at the end she says, "I am in no way a violent person."

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:45 pm
by DarkJackal
lol..
"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

So wrong~

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:46 pm
by Luoma
HOLLAstir wrote:I couldn't even imagine the pain he endured. But I do find it funny that a friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." and at the end she says, "I am in no way a violent person."

Yea, wth xD

It sounds like it's from a comedy show :?

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:53 pm
by huejas
double-u tee eff O_o

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:57 pm
by agent420
this is the closest i could find to someone getting their nuts ripped off!!!
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Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:07 pm
by NuclearSilo
Can someone tell how does testicle taste? :? :P

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:07 pm
by heroo
man, that's one sick b!thc :P

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:16 pm
by Pilot
Your nuts must be more fragile than I thought...if a women could rip it off just by "pulling hard", it is a weak organ indeed.


It was obviously intentional. If it was "accidental" she would have been horrified at the fact that she took off her husband's left nut. Why would she try to swallow it ie. do anything with it in the first place?


Poor guy :P but he'll live. Havent heard anywhere that you cant live minus one ball.

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:20 pm
by Swindler
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA what a nasty woman ^^

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:24 pm
by Innovacious
i knew i heard this somewhere before

BBC wrote:Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:29 pm
by Priam
Innovacious wrote:i knew i heard this somewhere before

BBC wrote:Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT


Ahaha! euned.

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:31 pm
by agent420
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

ok...so i just reread this again and...well...wtf. what was really going on at homeboys house?????? who was this mystery friend? i am hping it was a chick, 'cause when my boys are hanging out i wear alot more than just my undies. also, if i saw some chickenhead rip my boys nuts off i would react in one of 2 ways. either i would point and be like DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN....THAT BITCH RIPPED YOUR NUTS OFF AND TRIED TO EAT 'EM MAN!!!! or i would puke on the bitch. one thing i definetly would NOT do is pick up homeboys nut that the chick ripped off and coughed up and hand it back to him like, hey bro, i think this belongs to you. of course it belongs to him. he is the only guy in the room spurting blood from his scrotum. i might get some tongs and pick up the nut and put it on ice, but i sure as hell wouldn't just hand him the shit. that shit is farked up!!!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:52 pm
by DarkJackal
Angry woman, I choose you!!!

Testicle attack now!


lol, title just made that come to mind >.>.

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 pm
by Ichimaru420
reading this made my stomach hurt man that womens 1 crazy bish.

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:24 pm
by Snudge
agent420 wrote:this is the closest i could find to someone getting their nuts ripped off!!!
[youtube]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

That made me bite my fist SO Farking hard :|



DAMN!

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:36 pm
by salmissra
daaaaaaaaamn wtf is wrong with the lady. lol ultimate sadist :D

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:56 pm
by Fat_Smurf
stupid bitch

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:07 pm
by Hiredsin
*gag* :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:50 pm
by XuChu
i remember reading on the attack like a year ago

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:54 pm
by Doron
Hmmm.. makes you think...

1) That must have been a freakin strong woman..

2) She could become one of Stalls' crew members.

3) That guy must've broken her heart badly...

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:27 pm
by XemnasXD
ouch..... :(

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:27 pm
by XuChu
bet no ones gonna try and rape her in jail

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:57 pm
by /Pi
ROFL! I thought it's from one of those fake BBC News sites again (that talk about zombie attacks and Death Notes T_T), but wow, this is legit. xD

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:26 am
by SiWarrior
:banghead:

wow


id cry

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:32 am
by Panu
>_<

wat was she thinking!!!!

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:27 am
by Vandall
that's horrible :x

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:15 am
by ChicoS_TacoS
Ouch, that must hurt

Re: Woman jailed for testicle attack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:39 am
by andrejat
Jesus fcking...

O_O