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[STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:29 pm
by redneck
Well about a week or 2 ago I was out of rubbers and well....
Now I have some black stuff on the bottom of my tool.
I've tried googling it and cant find anything about this.
I don;t want to ask my mom to take me to a doctor because...well its awkward.
So anyone know what this is? is it even an STD?
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:30 pm
by Rainigul
doubt it.
All I can say.
Maybe like a light infection though? Unless it looks really weird, I think you're in the safe.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:32 pm
by Wu
Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.
Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.
And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.
GL
edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:35 pm
by dom
Try sleeping with another girl; if she gets black jello in her Vag after a couple days it's probably an STD.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:35 pm
by Stallowned
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just kidding
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:37 pm
by redneck
**** it itches too.....
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:42 pm
by Itonami
No idea. I googled it and came up with nothing.
Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:43 pm
by Fat_Smurf
cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:47 pm
by Amelie
Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
lol let's pray that's not the case.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:57 pm
by Elikapeka
Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:58 pm
by redneck
Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:03 am
by Reise
Call up that beezie that did this to you and tell HER to go to a doctor.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:03 am
by dom
redneck wrote:Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
Boiling water works too.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:05 am
by Rainigul
dom wrote:redneck wrote:Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
Boiling water works too.
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:06 am
by Dystopia
Amelie wrote:Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
lol let's pray that's not the case.
Well, maybe he'll learn from his retarded derisions...
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:07 am
by Reise
Fire purifies all.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:07 am
by Sylhana
Wu wrote:Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.
Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.
And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.
GL
edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol
+1
Just say to your mum you dont feel well. See the doctor yourself. Confidentiality should be preserved even if you are below the age of consent (I dont know how old you are). You should see a doctor as soon as possible.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:09 am
by dom
Get your dad to go with you, dads are always proud when you're tappin' dat.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:10 am
by redneck
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
old School...
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:12 am
by iGod
Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:13 am
by ghostkilla43
dude that sucks lol
just go to the doctors or ask ur dad..=]
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:14 am
by Reise
iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Yeah, if not for your own safety, then for the safety of your unit.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:18 am
by redneck
iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:19 am
by Rainigul
redneck wrote:[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
old School...
Lol, but they're also standing on a roof
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:23 am
by iGod
redneck wrote:iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it
Oh there is penis cancer.. but thats probably not it
Maybe you just broke it lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fractureMentions black/discoloration etc.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:24 am
by Itonami
You said it's black and itchy? That doesn't really sound like cancer to me. It could be from a number of things.. it could be a male yeast infection (odd place for one though, and yes they do exist), it could be an STD of some sort, it could be a fungus from sweating and lack of proper showering. Badly infected hair follicles maybe?
You shouldn't scratch it, no matter what. Try not to put anything on it, it could always irritate it worse.
You shouldn't be sitting at your computer. The sooner you get it checked out, the better.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:28 am
by Disconn3cted
go to the doctor no matter what caused it, it sounds like you are going to have to eventually unless you want to lose your manhood
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:32 am
by Vindicator
if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:33 am
by Disconn3cted
Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!
its too late for that now LOL
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:34 am
by Vindicator
ya i know..but sheesh -.-