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Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:40 pm
by Squirt
Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl that he likes, And he has been wanting to ... her you know. They are 21 yea. Ok so she finally tells him the truth... And you'll never guess what it was .He was wondering why it has been over 3 months and she hasn't put out yet. And the one day she told him....

She




has



a



penis


Now i know some of you don't believe me but think about it, After 3 months of dating why would he suddenly break up with her when he was getting close to.. When i heard it i didn't believe it either. But he assured me she has a penis.Or should i say he. Or he she. OR she-he or w/e.

How is that possible? A girl body but a penis??

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:41 pm
by Luoma
surgery? >.>

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:42 pm
by salmissra
lol that would be a surprise if they were about to do it >.>

but atleast she told him earlier lol.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:49 pm
by MrBow
Lol that reminds me of a series called Ally mcBeal. Anyone? :D
So.. she told him when they were about to have intercourse? :wink:

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:53 pm
by torinchibi
Hermaphrodites are like...well you could say freaks of nature, but it's really an abnormality caused due to excess of testosterone, which causes the cells to develop male hormones and this forming a penis. Or something of that sort. I've read about it somewhere but can't really remember it accurately.

Either way, it's possible, and it's not surgery, she can have it 'fixed' through surgery though, although it's pretty expensive.

I feel sorry for hermaphrodites. What if they are female and they are not lesbian, they can't have children...and although people would marry them, sex must be awkward...

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:55 pm
by ranger4life
it would make the guy puke if he found out in bed =D

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:06 pm
by CrimsonNuker
You spelt Mystery wrong.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:07 pm
by Reise
CrimsonNuker wrote:You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:09 pm
by bakafish
Thailand? Bible Black?

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:11 pm
by Vindicator
i think im going to throw up

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:13 pm
by PimpC
uhh a transvestite? they arnt that rare...sucks for your friend. btw theres tons of pills you can take to give you tits, and look more like a female.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:21 pm
by dom
No Vag = No Fun

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:22 pm
by PB_and_J
Squirt wrote:Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:42 pm
by Squirt
PB_and_J wrote:
Squirt wrote:Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting


Sorry i meant friend*

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:48 pm
by XuChu
Reise wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:02 am
by StealMySoda
XuChu wrote:
Reise wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.

Gosh, you guys are so picky.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:06 am
by GrindingEternaly
lol reminds me of a james blunt" your beatiful" parody.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:07 am
by Snudge
StealMySoda wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Reise wrote:You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.

Gosh, you guys are so picky.


You spelled "OMFG I HEAT YOU" wrong. :)

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:13 am
by PB_and_J
Squirt wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:
Squirt wrote:Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting


Sorry i meant friend*


I was kidding :P

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:52 am
by †erminal
She should find a bi-sexual guy.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:06 am
by Reise
So we heard the twist, what happens now?

Did the two dudes split up or are they just going with it lol.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:09 am
by redneck
Lol like that show with all the bachelors...Miriam was it? They all like fight for her and in the end they find out shes a Shemale!!!

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:35 am
by Squirt
Reise wrote:So we heard the twist, what happens now?

Did the two dudes split up or are they just going with it lol.



He broke up with her. I don't know how such a pretty girl has a penis. Even i was shocked @.@

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:38 am
by †erminal
redneck wrote:Lol like that show with all the bachelors...Miriam was it? They all like fight for her and in the end they find out shes a Shemale!!!

ROFL I saw that on The Soup...
Damn I would of left her ass right there and then if I won.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:40 am
by PR0METHEUS
anything is possible. I work with someone (well in the same office) who is a woman. She used to be a man years ago.

She still stands/walks like a man though, and isn't very feminine, but seems like a nice person.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:42 am
by _Lana_
The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:43 am
by †erminal
_Lana_ wrote:The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day

Pff we pwn.
But if you think about it, women have to get more joy out of sex than men, we grunt, yall scream.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:44 am
by Squirt
_Lana_ wrote:The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day



All you'll do is masturbate and watch tv. LOL

and pee standing up!

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:48 am
by †erminal
Squirt wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day



All you'll do is masturbate and watch tv. LOL

and pee standing up!

It kicks ass.

Re: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:49 am
by ghostkilla43
pics or it didnt happen