It's a Felony to Possess More Than 5 Dildos in Texas

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:54 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

Yup, America.

*update

Texas Ban on Sex Toy Sales Is Overturned
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j9nJ ... AD8UPQFCO0

MrBow · Post by **MrBow** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:55 pm

Which woman would need more than 3 anyway? :roll:

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:13 pm

watching the vid atm while i watch that, Check out these Idiot Laws. some are still enacted for example: the texas dildo one as the video pointed out

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:27 pm

MrBow wrote:Which woman would need more than 3 anyway?

Ultimate penetration

non ego man · Post by **non ego man** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:32 pm

Yeah, I know a guy from Texas whose collection of dildos far exceeded acceptable limits. Oddly enough, this isn't meant as some snarky political comment, either.

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:34 pm

Nuklear wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

Yup, Texas.

Fixed.

DrunkiMunki · Post by **DrunkiMunki** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:36 pm

Sharp324 wrote:
MrBow wrote:Which woman would need more than 3 anyway?

Ultimate penetration

Collectors. Like, "look ma i got another one!"

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:56 pm

Do butt beans count?

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:58 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:Do butt beans count?

Vid said Texas doesnt notice the Anus as a sexual orifice

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:00 am

Sharp324 wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Do butt beans count?

Vid said Texas doesnt notice the Anus as a sexual orifice

There's probably a very simple reason for that one lol.

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:05 am

Reise wrote:
Nuklear wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

Yup, Texas.

Fixed.

Haha reise, acknowledged.

torinchibi · Post by **torinchibi** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:21 am

ROFL....I can't tell you how funny that was. This video only proves one thing. The us government is on too much confiscated crack!

PS Remember to wash your educational models after every use. Hahaha. Gold glitter educational model.

Reise wrote:
Sharp324 wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Do butt beans count?

Vid said Texas doesnt notice the Anus as a sexual orifice

There's probably a very simple reason for that one lol.

Not an organ used for reproduction. That's probably their reason.

Can't have any fun in texas now, haha. As a Canadian citizen, I welcome all gay texans to canada! WE WON"T FINE YOU!

Holy crap for stupid laws... I suppose there are no virgins in Auburn because it’s illegal to deflower someone even if you are married to the person

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:28 am

the best part of that starts at 4:35.

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:50 am

Lol i wonder what the woman in that dildo store do on there free time. And when the teacher ask the kids what there mommies do for work, They'll be like " i'd rather not"

I and Nuklear its more than 6 dildos not 5.

torinchibi · Post by **torinchibi** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:52 am

Squirt wrote:Lol i wonder what the woman in that dildo store do on there free time. And when the teacher ask the kids what there mommies do for work, They'll be like " i'd rather not"

I and Nuklear its more than 6 dildos not 5.

...no, it's more than 5. The exact words were 6 or more, meaning includes 6. I don't think that girl was married btw.

fena · Post by **fena** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:52 am

I live in Texas.

You want to keep making fun of us, come down here to Texas and we'll show you what Texas is really like - in the form of a good old-fashioned beating.

:d

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:53 am

I saw this vid with no sound...and all I saw was an old lady and a lesbian-lookin' woman in her 40s.

Me didn't like.

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:53 am

fena wrote:I live in Texas.
You want to keep making fun of us, come down here to Texas and we'll show you what Texas is really like - in the form of a good old-fashioned beating.

:d

Ya, cuz you can't get me in the ass.

HAHAHA

fena · Post by **fena** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:54 am

Ron Paul came from Texas.

HAHAHA.

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:56 am

fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

I'm not suggesting good things don't come out of Texas...
but good things can't go in!
ZING!

LemonDrop · Post by **LemonDrop** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:56 am

fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

TEXAS!!!!!!! Gotta love it here! Except that is the stupidest thing i've ever herd of.No more than 5 dildos? I'm going to buy 6 dildos and show it infront of an officers face and see if he tries to give me a ticket :o

HOLLAstir · Post by **HOLLAstir** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:56 am

They like things big.

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:57 am

HOLLAstir wrote:They like things big.

Unfortunately, in this case, it's laws.

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:59 am

torinchibi wrote:
Reise wrote:
Sharp324 wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Do butt beans count?

Vid said Texas doesnt notice the Anus as a sexual orifice

There's probably a very simple reason for that one lol.

Not an organ used for reproduction. That's probably their reason.

Can't have any fun in texas now, haha. As a Canadian citizen, I welcome all gay texans to canada! WE WON"T FINE YOU!

Wow, good job missing what I was going for. Explaining it would ruin it though.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:00 am

fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

HAHAHA.

ROFL

whats with you beating down on america because of a couple silly laws in the country? I assure you that there are just as stupid laws in other countries as in the united states.

fena · Post by **fena** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:00 am

Nuklear wrote:
fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

I'm not suggesting good things don't come out of Texas...
but good things can't go in!
ZING!

HAHAHA.
Okay, I'll admit. That was funny.

They passed some new law this year where we have to run bus evacuation drills once a month. This involves us all leaving the school premises during that time, getting on a big yellow bus, jumping out, and then going back to classes.

LemonDrop · Post by **LemonDrop** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:03 am

fena wrote:
Nuklear wrote:
fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

I'm not suggesting good things don't come out of Texas...
but good things can't go in!
ZING!

HAHAHA.
Okay, I'll admit. That was funny.

They passed some new law this year where we have to run bus evacuation drills once a month. This involves us all leaving the school premises during that time, getting on a big yellow bus, jumping out, and then going back to classes.

Wait it's once a month????????? :s I thought it was only once a semester.......Well atleast for San Antonio it is.

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:05 am

fena wrote:
Nuklear wrote:
fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

I'm not suggesting good things don't come out of Texas...
but good things can't go in!
ZING!

HAHAHA.
Okay, I'll admit. That was funny.

They passed some new law this year where we have to run bus evacuation drills once a month. This involves us all leaving the school premises during that time, getting on a big yellow bus, jumping out, and then going back to classes.

soo do you even sit down in the seats are just go in the front and come out the back lmao

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:06 am

fena wrote:
Nuklear wrote:
fena wrote:Ron Paul came from Texas.

I'm not suggesting good things don't come out of Texas...
but good things can't go in!
ZING!

HAHAHA.
Okay, I'll admit. That was funny.

They passed some new law this year where we have to run bus evacuation drills once a month. This involves us all leaving the school premises during that time, getting on a big yellow bus, jumping out, and then going back to classes.

A sense of humor. Very nice!
I believe we've had something like that in Ohio for the public schools. If I remember right it was every semester and we had to all exit the bus, get back on, then finish the ride to school.
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edit - Dis, love that sig.

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:14 am

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

My favorite one LOL

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

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