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Banned...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:40 pm
by Key-J
From K-Mart!
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This just made me lol BIG time, o the embarrassment and humility.

July 19 and December 3rd are the best for me.

Question though, what kind of things? like the ones above, which would not get you arrested would you do?

/Discuss.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:44 pm
by heroo
rofl, is this real ?:P

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:46 pm
by JacksColon
ALL OF THEM. Another fun thing to do is go to a Wal-Mart at 2am or so and pretend your playing Supermarket Sweep LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:56 pm
by Vandango
heroo wrote:rofl, is this real ?:P


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lol @ BAnned topic is that urs?
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
yesh
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i have been banned from K-Mart
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
so ur dad got Banned form KMart and ur banned too?
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
yesh
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i am
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
u dont mind if i post this do you
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
of course not

YUP!!
i liked Decemeber 18th lol

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:03 pm
by heroo
Ahahahahahaha ROFL Key-J, you freaking don't mean this. hehehehheh :D

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:04 pm
by poehalcho
july 2 and october 4 XD. nothing personal but you...have a weird dad.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:05 pm
by satman83
lol thats brilliant :wink:

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:05 pm
by Key-J
Of course i do, here is the rest of the Convo.

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Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
I already posted the letter
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
why did ur dad do that lol
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i honestly don't know
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
my mum flipped
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
did ya mum actully know lol (Dies in aughter)
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
Laughter*
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
Well, there was one time when i went with my Mum and my dad to the store
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
and some snotty pimple face dude comes up to as and takes me an mummy aside, and is like
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
Mam, your husband, has been a problem of late, i don't know if he has spoken to you yet. However, he has been causing problems, which we are not ammused with
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
So we asked which ones, and at that time he mentioned one from the list. *the moving wet floor sign* and another one which wasnt on the list
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
there is a long gentel slope ramp, for Wheelchairs, well thats where he decided to park the shopping trollys

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:10 pm
by Crumpets
November 10th has to be the best. If the store clerk had common sense I bet he/she would of become VERY nervous lol.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:38 pm
by satman83
So thats some random guy in Reno, NV right?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:42 pm
by Key-J
Yeah, i just wana clarify that. I don't live in Reno. So it's not me, i was messing with Dango

:D

Don't be mad guys

Wub you <3

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:56 pm
by DrunkiMunki
rofl :D

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:00 pm
by Casey613
Lol at november 10 and december 18 :P
Nice find dude



PS: I can't go to a supermarket with my dad, he will do many of those things and more.
He usually hijacks old ladies' karts and moves it somewhere where they can't find it.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:05 pm
by Tinek
Funny - but OLD :twisted:

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:15 pm
by takolin
Tinek wrote:Funny - but OLD :twisted:


QFT.
I haven't seen a letterversion though.
Only a "Things to do in the mall when you bored" or something alike.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:55 pm
by HOLLAstir
Casey613 wrote:Lol at november 10 and december 18 :P

+1 haha

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:02 pm
by RuYi
LOL, imagine getting such letter!

He been reading this for sure.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:20 pm
by TwelveEleven
this is wicked, more than half these pranks i'd wish I'd have pulled, though some aren't even worth mentioning.. Bet the guys watching it everytime were laughing their asses off! xD

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:22 pm
by Nuklear
Old, not real, still funny.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:26 pm
by non ego man
heroo wrote:rofl, is this real ?:P


Snopes says no: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

and snopes don't lie.

/December 23 ftw

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:41 pm
by school
his Madonna look lmao

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:19 pm
by Vandall
lol nice find.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:00 pm
by Caras
Getting baned from K-Mart is the ultimate low lol

At least it wasn't Walmart right?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:03 pm
by XemnasXD
Dec 18 was the best one imo...lol very funny

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:07 pm
by Squirt
Wow, I didn't know that K-Mart had a gun department. Do they really?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:17 pm
by taintofsleep
Yeah, they have a sporting goods department. With guns

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:50 pm
by Snudge
OH MY GOD!

I want his babies. :3


J/k. Damn, thats awesome. XD

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:55 pm
by Doron
Damn, I can't even pull half these pranks in the list RuYi posted, cuz we don't have all that suff in dutch malls...

Or at least the ones that I've been...xD

Oh, btw... brain force your father strong not is.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:13 pm
by Isis
Nothing like that ever happens in the UK..

But the funniest thing to happen to me when I've worked in retail was a girl piss herself.. and yeah I ran a mile, coz the parents just walked off... and I didnt wanna clean it up.. So I left it for some one else to do..

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:16 pm
by Azn_Pride
that is pretty funny that the wife was banned because of her husband doing such random things. this made me lol big time as well :D