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From K-Mart!
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This just made me lol BIG time, o the embarrassment and humility.

July 19 and December 3rd are the best for me.

Question though, what kind of things? like the ones above, which would not get you arrested would you do?

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rofl, is this real ?:P
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ALL OF THEM. Another fun thing to do is go to a Wal-Mart at 2am or so and pretend your playing Supermarket Sweep LOL
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heroo wrote:rofl, is this real ?:P


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lol @ BAnned topic is that urs?
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
yesh
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i have been banned from K-Mart
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
so ur dad got Banned form KMart and ur banned too?
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
yesh
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i am
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
u dont mind if i post this do you
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
of course not

YUP!!
i liked Decemeber 18th lol
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Ahahahahahaha ROFL Key-J, you freaking don't mean this. hehehehheh :D
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july 2 and october 4 XD. nothing personal but you...have a weird dad.
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lol thats brilliant :wink:
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Of course i do, here is the rest of the Convo.

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Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
I already posted the letter
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
why did ur dad do that lol
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
i honestly don't know
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
my mum flipped
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
did ya mum actully know lol (Dies in aughter)
Karl / Vandango Is Vandango From Queen Song? NO!!! STOP ASKING says:
Laughter*
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
Well, there was one time when i went with my Mum and my dad to the store
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
and some snotty pimple face dude comes up to as and takes me an mummy aside, and is like
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
Mam, your husband, has been a problem of late, i don't know if he has spoken to you yet. However, he has been causing problems, which we are not ammused with
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
So we asked which ones, and at that time he mentioned one from the list. *the moving wet floor sign* and another one which wasnt on the list
Key-J - It's 2008. Holy Shit. says:
there is a long gentel slope ramp, for Wheelchairs, well thats where he decided to park the shopping trollys
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November 10th has to be the best. If the store clerk had common sense I bet he/she would of become VERY nervous lol.
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So thats some random guy in Reno, NV right?
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Yeah, i just wana clarify that. I don't live in Reno. So it's not me, i was messing with Dango

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rofl :D

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Lol at november 10 and december 18 :P
Nice find dude



PS: I can't go to a supermarket with my dad, he will do many of those things and more.
He usually hijacks old ladies' karts and moves it somewhere where they can't find it.
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Funny - but OLD :twisted:
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Tinek wrote:Funny - but OLD :twisted:


QFT.
I haven't seen a letterversion though.
Only a "Things to do in the mall when you bored" or something alike.

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Casey613 wrote:Lol at november 10 and december 18 :P

+1 haha
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LOL, imagine getting such letter!

He been reading this for sure.
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Post by TwelveEleven »

this is wicked, more than half these pranks i'd wish I'd have pulled, though some aren't even worth mentioning.. Bet the guys watching it everytime were laughing their asses off! xD
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Old, not real, still funny.
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heroo wrote:rofl, is this real ?:P


Snopes says no: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

and snopes don't lie.

/December 23 ftw

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his Madonna look lmao

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lol nice find.
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Getting baned from K-Mart is the ultimate low lol

At least it wasn't Walmart right?

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Dec 18 was the best one imo...lol very funny
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Wow, I didn't know that K-Mart had a gun department. Do they really?

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Yeah, they have a sporting goods department. With guns
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OH MY GOD!

I want his babies. :3


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Post by Doron »

Damn, I can't even pull half these pranks in the list RuYi posted, cuz we don't have all that suff in dutch malls...

Or at least the ones that I've been...xD

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Nothing like that ever happens in the UK..

But the funniest thing to happen to me when I've worked in retail was a girl piss herself.. and yeah I ran a mile, coz the parents just walked off... and I didnt wanna clean it up.. So I left it for some one else to do..

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that is pretty funny that the wife was banned because of her husband doing such random things. this made me lol big time as well :D
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