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Some fools tried to set me up

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:56 am
by Stallowned
So im chilling in the garden, getting some sun on my strong assed self, bronzin up like a greek god or some sh1t when i get a call from Little T. Trusn out some pussies from outa town know about the kid of sh1t i deal in, money and beat downs, and wanted to arrange a little collection job on some b1tches who owed a couple of g.T's hollering about hes got a bad feeling about this sh1t but i aint worried,

We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around.

Told to collect the cash in a bar outa town, turn up and the place is dead, Ts all up in my face about some fbi setup or some sh1t but il like "chill the **** out, aint nobody crazy enough to try sh1t with me"

Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

A quick spin and were face t face, you could see him turn pussy there and then. Just a glimpse of me grinning is enough to make him start beggin for his life but i aint got time for that sh1t.. I inroduced him to my sock, start crackin bones n sh1t, deformed the **** outta him,. Mangled his ass.

crew dragged him out back and tied him to the back of thecar,. Dragged his ass 20 miles before cuttin him loose. Still smiling nowthinking of that that pussy rollin all over the road.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:58 am
by Reise
Hahahaha

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:03 am
by dom
"We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around."


lol


"Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber"


lol x 2

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:06 am
by Itonami
This one actually made me lol.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:59 am
by the_wicked
owned. stallowned.

Re: Some fools tried to set me up

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:52 am
by Waisha
Stallowned wrote:Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

lol. def one of the best ones.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:58 am
by iGod
Polish stealth bomber xD

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:38 pm
by Swindler
hahaha really good story ;)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:03 pm
by WaX
hehe, nice one xD

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:05 pm
by heroo
rofl, this one i really enjoyed :P

i want more thug stories :twisted:

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:08 pm
by satman83
<<Not In The Mood, Post Something, woth it Or Dont>> - Key-J

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:38 pm
by Naigasakis_Rebirth
lol

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:00 pm
by Fat_Smurf
''T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t''


:D

Re: Some fools tried to set me up

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:16 pm
by Amelie
Stallowned wrote:im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly.


lol!!! just spilled my coffee

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:24 pm
by VOwl
the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:25 pm
by Waisha
VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:26 pm
by StuckUP
"I'm like a Polish stealth bomber"

XD

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:28 pm
by VOwl
Waisha wrote:
VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh


what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:31 pm
by Ichimaru420
HAHA this 1 has 2 be 1 of the Best ones so far :D

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:33 pm
by Dark_Force
polish stealth bomber ROFLOL!! :D

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:41 pm
by XemnasXD
when people stop using guns and start using rope.....

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:58 pm
by Hostage
VOwl wrote:
Waisha wrote:
VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh


what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.


Sorry Stallowned this made me laugh more then your story did, lol. This one had less number spelling you words then usual.........sorry random. :(

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:28 pm
by CrimsonNuker
XemnasXD wrote:when people stop using guns and start using rope.....


Now that made me lol

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:34 pm
by Hostage
LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh. :P

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:36 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Hostage wrote:LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh. :P


LOL now you notice xD