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Expect to see my face in magazines n sh1t

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:49 am
by Stallowned
The other week im in the club sitting at the bar keeping sh1t under control when this guy comes upto me saying i look hot. Im about ready to bust his skull with the iron bar i keep in my jacket when he gave me his card. im like "**** no" but then he starts on about how he aiunt seen sh1t like me in his whole career. Normally its just prettyy boy twigs but he said he was liking the strong ass Polish flavor i was dishing up to the crowds.


Went down to his studio, receptionist 10 is all over me n sh1t, i tell her im there to see this guy and shes like "sorry, this shoot's for teens, mens shoot ius tomorrow" in my head im thinking "damn right, 18 inches son" but i give her a flash of the ivories and tell her who i am. I left her shpocked ass face eyeing me up as i struted into the studio.

Fashion queers are all over me, throwing Armani and Gucci sh1t all over my jacked frame, the frame this sh1t was made for. "Better get the XXXL" one guy says while the other is eyeing me up like im the catch of the day. i ask him if he likes his brain inside his skull and he runs off to a rail like the b1tch he is.

Throw on a leather jacket, damn near tore the sleeve trying to squeeze in my jacked up biceps, pussy assed photographer almost had a heart attack when i started posing. Had top use the wide lens to get me all in one shot. Didnt need makeup n sh1t, classic strong ass good looks girls go widl for and men wish they had.

Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"

ABout an hour later and im done, musta be about 100 people in the room now, getting the eye from about 20 different girls, theyve got me on the back of a Harley, wearing a wifebeater, badboy sh1t. Get up to leave and im like "im keeping this bike", one pussy assed guy trties to talk sh1t but the others tell him to stfu cause they know the kinda sh1t i mangle on the streets.

Ill be up inside the cover of every major fashion amagzine soon, another quarter mil in the bank, aint sh1t to me.

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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:51 am
by Waisha
Def not the best story, but I chuckled. And I lol'd when I saw the pic.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:04 pm
by Trice
As usual i didnt read the story, i look forwward to the ensuing flame war.

:love: the new sig(s). ^^

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:08 pm
by HOLLAstir
I actually read this one haha <3 it was funny

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:21 pm
by Swindler
HOLLAstir wrote:I actually read this one haha <3 it was funny


haha ;)

yeah it was funny.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:09 pm
by Vibrator
That pic looks like a pedi-file picture they show on tv :oops:

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:17 pm
by Crumpets
Vibrator wrote:That pic looks like a pedi-file picture they show on tv :oops:


Dunno what kinda Pedophile pics they post on Dora the Explorer but that guy don't look like a ped.

Gd story anyways as usual <3

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:12 pm
by Ichimaru420
Funny as hell

"do you like having your brain in your skull" HAHA made me lol

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:45 pm
by satman83
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:46 pm
by Waisha
satman83 wrote:Image

I expect their faces to change REALLY soon.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:32 pm
by Dashboard
haha @ satman

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:46 pm
by Reise
satman83 wrote:Image


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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:53 pm
by Casey613
Am sorry, I found this picture funny :x

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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:02 pm
by Fat_Smurf
satman83 wrote:Image


stop spamming please

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:06 pm
by Dashboard
Reise wrote:
satman83 wrote:Image


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haha too many funny pics.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:11 pm
by XemnasXD
satman83 wrote:Image


no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:15 pm
by Isis
XemnasXD wrote:
satman83 wrote:Image


no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...


Yeah, but that is Picard's Number 1.....

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:23 pm
by †erminal
Stfu haters, Stallowed stories are made of win.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:28 pm
by satman83
Bastet wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
satman83 wrote:Image


no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...


Yeah, but that is Picard's Number 1.....


Plus also notice the look on Picard's face :wink:

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:04 am
by Caras
This one made me laugh a bit

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:22 am
by VOwl
are these stories pho-real

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:28 am
by Caras
VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:43 am
by VOwl
Caras wrote:
VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes


oh then i dont believe them.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:12 am
by Reise
They're fo-rizzeal.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:03 am
by DESOUL
More like appear on the new Skinhead magazine.
Commecrial: Skinhead Magizine - everything you need for a neiborhood terrorism.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:08 am
by BrokenSaint
I lol'ed.

EDIT: This calls for photoshopz. :O

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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:10 am
by Waisha
BrokenSaint wrote:Image

BrokenSaint wrote:I lol'ed.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:41 am
by Hostage
VOwl wrote:
Caras wrote:
VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes


oh then i dont believe them.


So you would believe it if the story was fictional ?

:?

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:07 am
by DESOUL
BrokenSaint wrote:I lol'ed.

EDIT: This calls for photoshopz. :O

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Lol that rocked xD way to go dude xD

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:22 am
by †erminal
Some body looks fabulous !
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