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Just got done taking an IQ test, turns out my brain is pretty damn jacked with intelligence n sh1t. Aint no one got an IQ like me, the same genes that regulate my muscles geting swoled up musta leaked into my brain or some sh1t cause im getting smarter every damn day.

I always knew my brain was jacked, aalways coming up with crazy assed plans,. You dont become top dog just crackin skulls, gotta work the people, mould their minds with yours, subconcious sh1t. Police got a hundred criminologists all over me, profiling n sh1t, trying to get inside my head, im a damn criminal mastermind. they aint gonna work out sh1t, im alway fifty steps ahead. Hell, im a puppetmaster and i got the whole pussy assed police force on soem strings son. Making em dance like b1tches


Dont even gotta to read books for me to learn stuff either, i jsut know it. At school teachers were filling my head with sh1t about being the next einstein, took me to some college knowledge contest. Me versus the 10 best students they had to offer. I schooled their b1tch asses, shoulda seen their bfaces, they couldnt believe the kinds sh1t i was coming out with, like a walking encyclopedia with 18's. College gave me an honorary Phd there and then, begged me to teach there, couldnt afford my ass.

Probably get my genius self on some game show, like jeopardy or some sh1t, blow their ****ing minds with my 200 IQ's, earn a couple million. Probably make host what with my strong assed Polish good looks, be the countrys number one show.

lmfao This one is just hilarious. Can't wait to see the idiots respond.

satman83 wrote:All i want to know is why the mods havent done something about all this spamming
at first it was slightly funny....now its just sad.

He posts once in his threads. 1 post, would that make you spamming?

satman83 wrote:All i want to know is why the mods havent done something about all this spamming
at first it was slightly funny....now its just sad.

How is any of this spam?

Fuckin hilarious story btw.

Oh and now Stallowned is the Ripped Genius Polish Security Gangsta.

satman83 wrote:All i want to know is why the mods havent done something about all this spamming
at first it was slightly funny....now its just sad.

How about you give up your backseat moderating. His stories are funny, and it is the off-topic lounge. There's nothing wrong with them.

Edit: Oh, maybe you're just afraid he's gonna go past your post count.

Haha screw all haters. It's not your forum anyway why do you care if he spams. Seriously.

Great story

Stallowned wrote: like a walking encyclopedia with 18's.

lol^^, awesome story.

Stallowned wrote:Me versus the 10 best students they had to offer. I schooled their b1tch asses, shoulda seen their bfaces, they couldnt believe the kinds sh1t i was coming out with, like a walking encyclopedia with 18's.

LMAO

i don't find this story funny. really now, come up with original material.

Stallowned= Stallin.

You know the rest xP

All this pro/anti- Stall threads need to stop. And it could if he could just stick his stories in one big thread. It would satisfy all the Stall fans and the so called "Haters". Plus it would make OTL so much more navigatible for me. So could you do that? For me???

Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StuckUP + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

u had a I instead of a U.

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

Still are outnumbered, and tbh none of us like you either.

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

How does CrimsonNuker fit in there, to me it doesn't look like he's got anything for/against the threads.
X-lax just said that the story didn't make them laugh, didn't say they were tired of the threads.
I've come to the conclusion that satman is a total moron, but yes, he belongs in the list you said.
StuckUp doesn't like how there's multiple threads, but doesn't say whether he/she likes the stories or not.

Please use some comprehension skills before grouping people together.

MrJoey wrote:

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

How does CrimsonNuker fit in there, to me it doesn't look like he's got anything for/against the threads.
X-lax just said that the story didn't make them laugh, didn't say they were tired of the threads.
I've come to the conclusion that satman is a total moron, but yes, he belongs in the list you said.
StuckUp doesn't like how there's multiple threads, but doesn't say whether he/she likes the stories or not.

Please use some comprehension skills before grouping people together.

WELL SORRYY for not speaking perfect english. I meant that They all want em in 1 section or post. And **** it imma report this to SG

Crumpets wrote:

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

Still are outnumbered, and tbh none of us like you either.

-.- you don't have to like me.

why doesnt he just put all his stories in 1 thread?

StuckUP wrote:

Crumpets wrote:

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

Still are outnumbered, and tbh none of us like you either.

-.- you don't have to like me.

i like you!!

TroM wrote:Haha screw all haters. It's not your forum anyway why do you care if he spams. Seriously.

Great story

It's everyone's forum, loser

ghostkilla43 wrote:why doesnt he just put all his stories in 1 thread?

Why don't you all stop being whiny bitches. Jesus Christ, it isn't hurting anything.

Crumpets wrote:

Vibrator wrote:Seems like CrimsonNuker+ X-lax + satman83 + StickUp + Me = Are tired of this new thread everyday. He shoudl eather keep it all in 1 thread or just make him his own section.

Still are outnumbered, and tbh none of us like you either.

O boo hoo a person frmo teh internet doesnt like me imma go kill myself the world ended. Guess what i woulnt care if yurr mom was on fire or your head fell off eather.

Btw reported This guy to SG. Well say whatw ill happen.

Casey613 wrote:

TroM wrote:Haha screw all haters. It's not your forum anyway why do you care if he spams. Seriously.

Great story

It's everyone's forum, loser

No, it's Ryoko's, and only Ryoko's forum.

MrJoey wrote:

ghostkilla43 wrote:why doesnt he just put all his stories in 1 thread?

Why don't you all stop being whiny bitches. Jesus Christ, it isn't hurting anything.

im not whining, im just saying.. for all you guys that worship him so much, just have a thread where he can put all his stories in.. it should even be stickied so make you guys feel even better

omg why do I always have to go out when drama start on srf please mod dont delete the thread

He makes me proud to be Polish...

redneck wrote:He makes me proud to be Polish...

He makes me hate polish little by little evryday -.-. Youd think he'd learn from the first post that its just going to cause flame.

ghostkilla43 wrote:

MrJoey wrote:

ghostkilla43 wrote:why doesnt he just put all his stories in 1 thread?

Why don't you all stop being whiny bitches. Jesus Christ, it isn't hurting anything.

im not whining, im just saying.. for all you guys that worship him so much, just have a thread where he can put all his stories in.. it should even be stickied so make you guys feel even better

Oh yes, because I laugh at his threads, then at the people that bitch about them, I suddenly worship Stallowned. A person that I've said maybe 3 sentences to in all of my forum history. OH STALLOWNED, I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY.

I hate morons.