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Got PWNED at the dentist... MY LIFE IS GONE.

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Yo guys, Franklin Jonathan here.

few weeks ago i went to the dentist for my checkup, ended up getting annihilated instead. I never brushed over summer, never flossed, just didnt care... well i was told i would need 7 root canals, both of my upper front teeth and some molars. So anyway, few weeks later i pop some oxycontin and get ready for the annihilation... i walk in and plop down on the dentist chair, an assistant ive never seen walks in and starts asking me questions in spanish, i figured she was joking so i just smiled and nodded my head to everything until she left.

The dentist comes in the room, numbs me, and leaves the syringe out on the table... now i know damn well that one shot doesnt numb me enough, so when he left i grabbed it and gave myself 3 more shots in random areas of my mouth, hurt like HELL. The dentist comes back in and puts something in my mouth to hold it open, then says "close your eyes"....

The next thing i know the procedure was finished... They had put me under general anaesthetic and removed nearly all of my teeth. They had to take a mold of my mouth to get the dentures prepared for me... and guess what? i have school tomorrow. I knew i should have said something to that assistant when she spoke in spanish... i ruined my damned lyfe.
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Remember kids: Brush yer tooth.
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So... can we get a pic? You dont have some teeths? Xd
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Damn lol. Good thing I brush 3 times a day :D
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Your srf life is lost this is your 5th new thread on the same PAGE.

AND LOL LOL LOL LOL.
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Omg..

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Lolz. and lol @ your avatar
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thAi wrote:Damn lol. Good thing I brush 3 times a day :D


i brush two times a day as my mommy told me
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wow it must suck to be u :shock:
and lol good thing my mommy makes me brush my teeth XD
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please refrain yourself from hitting the new topic button too many times in one day
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Jstar1 wrote:please refrain yourself from hitting the new topic button too many times in one day


Stfu you ignorant fool his topics are worth the read...
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redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:please refrain yourself from hitting the new topic button too many times in one day


Stfu you ignorant fool his topics are worth the read...


oh really I get nothing out of it and since one of his stories have been found to be copied off from another site I hardly find any of these ones to be actually from his own experiences.

add the fact that he's copy/paste entire wikipedia articles into the threads and spamming new threads, I really think that he's just trying to get some last minute attention
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Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:please refrain yourself from hitting the new topic button too many times in one day


Stfu you ignorant fool his topics are worth the read...


oh really I get nothing out of it and since one of his stories have been found to be copied off from another site I hardly find any of these ones to be actually from his own experiences.

add the fact that he's copy/paste entire wikipedia articles into the threads and spamming new threads, I really think that he's just trying to get some last minute attention


Actually all his stories at copy/pastes....You see people posting youtube links...Why can't he post stories...besides its not like hes taking credit for them
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Honestly, a lot of the junk Stall is posting is better than a good deal of the mess on this forum right now.
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he just wants attention
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redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:please refrain yourself from hitting the new topic button too many times in one day


Stfu you ignorant fool his topics are worth the read...


oh really I get nothing out of it and since one of his stories have been found to be copied off from another site I hardly find any of these ones to be actually from his own experiences.

add the fact that he's copy/paste entire wikipedia articles into the threads and spamming new threads, I really think that he's just trying to get some last minute attention


Actually all his stories at copy/pastes....You see people posting youtube links...Why can't he post stories...besides its not like hes taking credit for them


Well I thought they were his original ideas and his original experiences. Think I didn't like him from the first? And its sad because I thought he was an ok guy before but now he's posting a bunch of crap that I hardly find funny (seriously whats with the macho tough man theme). He's obviously trying to get attention and regardless of him being an old member or not, its spamming threads and something he shouldn't be doing.

I'm sure if someone like firefox or darkblazer spammed +5 threads in one day you'd scream at him. Spamming is wrong and a low way to get attention.
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Reise wrote:Honestly, a lot of the junk Stall is posting is better than a good deal of the mess on this forum right now.


I agree, sometimes I get bored and these posts entertain me. I just wish his sig would go away.
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DildoGoblin wrote:
Reise wrote:Honestly, a lot of the junk Stall is posting is better than a good deal of the mess on this forum right now.


. I just wish his sig would go away.

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ghostkilla43 wrote:
DildoGoblin wrote:
Reise wrote:Honestly, a lot of the junk Stall is posting is better than a good deal of the mess on this forum right now.


. I just wish his sig would go away.

+122345678

I adblock like 90% of the sigs here.

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lawl what a story best to brush the teeth all

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Lol you got pwned...but pics or it didnt happen :wink:
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lol, redneck is like "back off bitch"
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[PPC]IceCrash wrote:lol, redneck is like "back off bitch"


Well I dont blame him, I to find this entertaining.
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0l3n wrote:
[PPC]IceCrash wrote:lol, redneck is like "back off bitch"


Well I dont blame him, I to find this entertaining.


Idd, but I do start to wonder if this is just a copy/paste or his own story O_o
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XMoshe wrote:
0l3n wrote:
[PPC]IceCrash wrote:lol, redneck is like "back off bitch"


Well I dont blame him, I to find this entertaining.


Idd, but I do start to wonder if this is just a copy/paste or his own story O_o


lol, now that ive adblocked that godawful sig, i can read stall's stuff again. you can tell when its copy pasted, coz its from wiki :P
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Re: Got PWNED at the dentist... MY LIFE IS GONE.

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Stallowned wrote:Yo guys, Franklin Jonathan here.

few weeks ago i went to the dentist for my checkup, ended up getting annihilated instead. I never brushed over summer, never flossed, just didnt care... well i was told i would need 7 root canals, both of my upper front teeth and some molars. So anyway, few weeks later i pop some oxycontin and get ready for the annihilation... i walk in and plop down on the dentist chair, an assistant ive never seen walks in and starts asking me questions in spanish, i figured she was joking so i just smiled and nodded my head to everything until she left.

The dentist comes in the room, numbs me, and leaves the syringe out on the table... now i know damn well that one shot doesnt numb me enough, so when he left i grabbed it and gave myself 3 more shots in random areas of my mouth, hurt like HELL. The dentist comes back in and puts something in my mouth to hold it open, then says "close your eyes"....

The next thing i know the procedure was finished... They had put me under general anaesthetic and removed nearly all of my teeth. They had to take a mold of my mouth to get the dentures prepared for me... and guess what? i have school tomorrow. I knew i should have said something to that assistant when she spoke in spanish... i ruined my damned lyfe.


ok some things about this made me think its bullshit or made up...you
said that after the first injection that you injected yourself again 3 times...
and they let you? also if is general anesthetic why the hell would they put
it into your mouth? when its always the same area of the body (arm) any
time they use general anesthetic.
Also its strong...4 shots of it in total and you would be dead.
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