Hohoho my children and a merry Christmas to you!
I come bearing gifts, so hold out your shoe!
Yes it's true, santa is from Spain!
And no, I don't live on Drury Lane.
I hope you've been good this year, for I have a treat!
So don't sit down, for you'll surely jump out of your seat!
Free silk for all, and 90 cap too!
Haha, not really, I'm not that coo'!
But I do have a present you can all share!
All of your friends love and care!
Well, I must be off, for another 365 days of sleep!
P.S., Don't obey the man and become a mindless sheep!
~Santa
Merry Christmas!
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YangKang wrote:Cruor wrote:Depends on if he is sponsored by Coca-Cola.YangKang wrote:sup santa ! is your coat really red and white?
Argghh now I need to wait one more year to ask him that >_< I wonder if he had the choice what he would have took Milka or Coca-Cola?
I am sponsored by Cola Cola, they paid for my Braun "Red Sleigh 3000" which is capable of reaching 1 billion miles per hour.
In return, they only ask that I wear a red and white suit, so I do.
I would prefer Cola Cola, for my sponsors would surely be happy about that, and if my sponsors are pleased, then who knows what my reward will be? I can get you all much more expensive gifts!
Jabo wrote:hey santa, thanks for the presents
No problem buddy.
Vibrator wrote:Santa you broke bi!tch you said you would bring me the stuff. I hate you =(
You were on my Naughty Boys list, I saw what you did in your parents bedroom... Disgusting.
I was going to give you coal, but Coca Cola decided that that was an unnecessary expense, so that was cut.
If you aren't so bad, I can get you some gifts next year.
~Santa
Hohoho~