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I hate physicals =/

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:16 pm
by Vibrator
Ok so this morning i had to get my physical cause here it is reqyired you take one 1's a year. It justh ad mine this morning and i hate it. The doctorsa give you like 2-3 shots and after that they takeout 2 tubes of blood (ouch). But they measured me and i am 5';9 and weigh 133 LB. She said im above height rate for a 14 year old which made meh happy =D. But the worst part is when they make you go into teh room and take your panrs off =.=. They grab you know what and see if your " gas tanks" are equal and stuff. And while there doing it like 3 female nuerses kept walking in and out @.@. You can imagine how it was like =/.

Dang i hate physicals =/.

Is this the only place where you have to take a physical? ( mass)

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:21 pm
by dom
I like it when girls play with my balls.

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:22 pm
by CrimsonNuker
dom wrote:I like it when girls play with my balls.


eekekkee

I havent been to a doctor for almost 3 years

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:23 pm
by ghostkilla43
dom wrote:I like it when girls play with my balls.

me too.. must be a fluke

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:26 pm
by thAi
14 and your equal to my height :o. It seems like I barely grow :[

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:50 pm
by Vibrator
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3


I noe how ya feel vibrator haha


My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:51 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3


I noe how ya feel vibrator haha


My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)


Tickle your tuna more and you will gain control.

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:52 pm
by dom
Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3


I noe how ya feel vibrator haha


My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)


Real men can perform under all conditions.

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:10 pm
by Aby
I'd never let a male doctor examine my dick..

this may be a stupid question because you're 14, and probably don't have the self confidence to do it (or know what i mean, but we all get exposed to sex at different ages), but

Did you end up getting one of the nurses to help out?

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:28 pm
by redneck
If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:31 pm
by Dark Shifty
Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3


I noe how ya feel vibrator haha


My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)


thinking about baseball can be a lifesaver from embarrassment :) hehe

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:32 pm
by Vibrator
redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:48 pm
by Draquish
Vibrator wrote:what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@


TALK TO ME VIBY! TALK TO ME!!


    *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:58 pm
by †erminal
Getting racy in her wot wot?

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:13 am
by Vibrator
Hershey wrote:
Vibrator wrote:
redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@


Ooo lol you don't know how not to pop boners..... haha

Lol it takes time and practice


Yes i are then oob @.@. But luckily i didnt um "wake" when the inspection was happening @.@

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:51 am
by Rainigul
Haha, I'm as old as you are and I'm taller.

Anyways, yeah I know. I had one like 2 years ago or something & it wasn't cool.

Honestly though, shots and blood samples don't hurt.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:01 am
by DildoGoblin
Hey, the touching the balls thing is ok. Its when you get older and they have to check for prostate cancer. Then you have something to bitch about.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:05 am
by iGod
Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:
Vibrator wrote:
redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@


Ooo lol you don't know how not to pop boners..... haha

Lol it takes time and practice


Yes i are then oob @.@. But luckily i didnt um "wake" when the inspection was happening @.@


Maybe you'd get it over faster if it looked 'healthy'. Being kinda morbid here..

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:10 am
by avanti42
*think of Gramma Vibe think of Gramma* that will kill your wood for you

funniest thread ive read in a while

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:54 am
by XemnasXD
what are you complaining about besides the needs some hot chick doing some ball fondling sounds like a good deal.....i always get some old lady with wrinkly hands tugging...and poking...and prodding.....*shivers*

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:23 am
by Sylhana
You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:35 am
by Jstar1
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:36 am
by Itonami
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:38 am
by Jstar1
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.


:?

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:55 am
by XemnasXD
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.


:oops: i thought he was a she...

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:59 am
by deep.in
XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.


:oops: i thought he was a she...


Me too, me too

:?

This is third situation like this here is SRF for me :banghead:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:59 am
by redneck
XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.


:oops: i thought he was a she...


Thats what i used to think until Amelie mentioned hes a he....

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:00 am
by Sylhana
deep.in wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<


are you a doctor


No, he's a farmer.


:oops: i thought he was a she...


Me too, me too

:?

This is third situation like this here is SRF for me :banghead:


How awkward :).

@Jstar1 yup.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:17 am
by deep.in
I wonder who will be next in that list :roll:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:58 pm
by Dark Shifty
When the docotor touches your "special place," just say, "Oh... you touch my tra la la. Hmmm.... my ding ding dong." hehe GUNTER HOLICS UNITE!