The language of work
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 am
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Average Employee - Not too bright
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Average Employee - Not too bright
