My whole town lost Power...
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:20 am
Title says it all. i was just sitting in at my computer when all the power in the house went off. Naturally i blamed my failure of a brother but when i looked outside i noticed everyone on the street lost power. I promtly decided GWB, FEMA, or a combination of them both caused this mess and after making sure my cat was ok with being in the dark (she was fine, such a trooper) i left to see how far the outage went.
My neighborhoods gone a bit downhill so i decided being black and since there were no lights dressing in black would make me practically invisible. This proved correct the perhaps the thick fog helped a bit too. Anyway i walked up and down and all around and noticed that only the residential areas of my small town had lost power. The main commercial area (a plaza with ACME being the center-piece) was still fully lit but around it there was nothing not even the street lights worked. I decided being invisible now would be a perfect time to practice my lurking so i spent a good 10 min haunting various street corners making odd whistling noises at passerbyers and then slowly retreating into the fog. I know spooky.
It was kinda nice actually walking around without lights glaring at me (ima cave dweller) everywhere i went and i do enjoy foggy weather so i was pretty much in my own version of heaven. When i got back to my house i checked on my cat then my brother, both were fine especially the cat(sucha trooper). I decided now would be a good time to do some reading by candle light, or take a bath by candle light, or dress-up nicely by candle light but i realized these were all pretty gay options and it wasn't safe for me to be alone in the dark by myself in a house full of candles because i was liable to create a very awkward moment. The only other thing to do when theres nothing to do is masturbate but with the computer out and a head full of candle-light projects i somehow found it hard to get well...hard. So i left and went to friends house (i practically live there i even have a key) and sat down and typed this....
hooray for me!!!!
My neighborhoods gone a bit downhill so i decided being black and since there were no lights dressing in black would make me practically invisible. This proved correct the perhaps the thick fog helped a bit too. Anyway i walked up and down and all around and noticed that only the residential areas of my small town had lost power. The main commercial area (a plaza with ACME being the center-piece) was still fully lit but around it there was nothing not even the street lights worked. I decided being invisible now would be a perfect time to practice my lurking so i spent a good 10 min haunting various street corners making odd whistling noises at passerbyers and then slowly retreating into the fog. I know spooky.
It was kinda nice actually walking around without lights glaring at me (ima cave dweller) everywhere i went and i do enjoy foggy weather so i was pretty much in my own version of heaven. When i got back to my house i checked on my cat then my brother, both were fine especially the cat(sucha trooper). I decided now would be a good time to do some reading by candle light, or take a bath by candle light, or dress-up nicely by candle light but i realized these were all pretty gay options and it wasn't safe for me to be alone in the dark by myself in a house full of candles because i was liable to create a very awkward moment. The only other thing to do when theres nothing to do is masturbate but with the computer out and a head full of candle-light projects i somehow found it hard to get well...hard. So i left and went to friends house (i practically live there i even have a key) and sat down and typed this....
hooray for me!!!!
