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jay0303 · Post by **jay0303** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:41 am

here goo here and post your predictions don't worry it is not a virus here is mine

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

jaykaran singh sandhu : At age 54 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, osama bin ladin much to the audience's dismay.

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:06 am

Silverio: At age 49 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17
Silverio: At age 43 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
Silverio: At age 64 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
Silverio: At age 33 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Silverio: At age 59 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
Silverio: At age 52 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Silverio: At age 36 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
Silverio: At age 56 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

This oNe creeped me out
Silverio: At age 41

jay0303 · Post by **jay0303** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:00 am

people try it out

Aiyas · Post by **Aiyas** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:01 am

Aiyas: At age 49 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Nice. :wink:

jay0303 · Post by **jay0303** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:11 am

my cousins

justin : At age 53 u will walking down the street a begger will ask for a quator and u will refuse and right after that u will be hit by a car

Shizume · Post by **Shizume** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:47 am

Geekette: At age 45 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

xD hahahahah!

jay0303 · Post by **jay0303** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:53 am

Geekette: At age 45 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

lmao

the_wicked · Post by **the_wicked** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:08 am

Albel: At age 62 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

i liked that one....but i fear it is already happening!

Manhor · Post by **Manhor** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:25 am

Chris: At age 39 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

:shock:

cin · Post by **cin** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:21 am

Wessel: At age 63 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

just my luck -.-

foudre · Post by **foudre** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:11 am

At age 71 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

YAY, no more exciting way

edit after trying Foudre as the name

Foudre: At age 32 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Defyance™ · Post by **Defyance™** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:30 am

greg harding: At age 23 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

how the hell did it know i code??...lol

Pan_Raider(`_´) · Post by **Pan_Raider(`_´)** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:02 pm

Dork: At age 54 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

oh boy, since i've never woken up drunk at a farm i guess it won't occur

Lith · Post by **Lith** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:31 pm

James: At age 67 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

Haha

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:37 pm

Bastet: At age 32 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

I'll make a point to stay away from arcades when I'm 32... :roll:

iGod · Post by **iGod** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:40 pm

anton: At age 55 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then. <- really sounds like something that would happen to me :>

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:43 pm

Bastet: At age 57 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

hehe that made me laugh....

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm

WaX: At age 65 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

^^sweet xD

...whats King Cobra?

hemagoku · Post by **hemagoku** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:01 pm

WaX wrote:WaX: At age 65 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

^^sweet xD

2 years after cin ,but same way

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:09 pm

At age 24 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

so young =/

MaSeL · Post by **MaSeL** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:30 pm

MaSeL : At age 77 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

MaSeL: At age 81 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

mmm I don't know which one I would like most ?

Misaklo · Post by **Misaklo** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:14 pm

Misaklo: At age 53 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

lol wow, never liked those hippies...

Misaklo: At age 65 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Misaklo: At age 45 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Misaklo: At age 54 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Misaklo: At age 19 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Misaklo: At age 23 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

The guy who made this is pretty creative

jay0303 · Post by **jay0303** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:11 pm

lolz there were i didn't reaad before lmfao

Aiyas · Post by **Aiyas** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:13 pm

At age 73 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

:shock:

O RLY!?

Azilius · Post by **Azilius** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:26 pm

At age 43 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:39 am

skwrls: At age 53 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

O.o anally-oriented experiments...

skwrls: At age 68 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Yey its raining me!

skwrls: At age 70 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

it is accurate down to the month...

Advancechao · Post by **Advancechao** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:44 am

At age 32 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

o.o

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:47 am

Rainigul: At age 29 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Right.

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:00 am

Reise: At age 54 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

I guess me and Rainigul will both be working on SkyNet.

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:01 am

Reise wrote:
Reise: At age 54 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

I guess me and Rainigul will both be working on SkyNet.

Don't worry though, Arnold Schwarzenegger will come and try to shut it down at the last second.
Last time I checked though, he was unsuccessful.