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Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:17 pm**

Whats the best lines to use while calling in sick to work? Theres a party tonight and i have to work but i want to call in sick and i need advice before i call. :oops:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:21 pm**

Call in to say how much you love your job and fake a heart attack

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:25 pm**

Anybody else? Lol i have to call in before 2 my time 3 hrs before my shift.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:33 pm**

say between some coughs: "I can't talk it out now, but I'm kinda sick so I can't come to work today.... is that okay???"

allways ask sweet if it's okay, so that they don't get suspicious when you slam on th phone and you accedentily miss and they can hear you say: "Yay, Parteeeh!!" with an "Oh shit, I missed, damn, *fake coughs*"

yes, I have experience...

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:35 pm**

Haha nicee^^ i was thinkin this...

"Im sorry but i cant come into work today because i dont feel too well"
And if she asks why im not feeling well
"I think ive caught a flu"

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:41 pm**

PiiNoY wrote:Haha nicee^^ i was thinkin this...

"Im sorry but i cant come into work today because i dont feel too well"
And if she asks why im not feeling well
"I think ive caught a flu"

just say you threw up and your not feeling very well. they wont go into this, then you can take off for 2-4 days probably. but you shouldnt come back the next da if you use this exuse.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:45 pm**

I only work Friday Saturday and sometimes Sunday. Im only 14

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Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:08 pm**

poehalcho wrote:
PiiNoY wrote:Haha nicee^^ i was thinkin this...

"Im sorry but i cant come into work today because i dont feel too well"
And if she asks why im not feeling well
"I think ive caught a flu"

just say you threw up and your not feeling very well. they wont go into this, then you can take off for 2-4 days probably. but you shouldnt come back the next da if you use this exuse.

then you would be extremely screwed...
they're gonna ask: How did it look like??? did you make it to the loo?? how did it taste?? what color was it?? did you had to clean much up?

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:12 pm**

Diarrhea.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:18 pm**

Just say you watched one of those 2 girls vid and now your vomiting uncontrollably....on a serious note do not cough sneeze or anything like that its just laying it on a little thick instead use a low slow passed voice.Then just say something along the lines I have a headache and am burning up maby I should take the day of if it was alright with you.Hope it helps.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:21 pm**

Just say, in a calm voice: I have an upset stomac and the other things that go with it...I don't think i'd be very "productive" coming into work

Don't fake a cough, they always sound fake.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:10 am**

Just say your going to a party & don't wanna work that shift ... simple as that

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:13 am**

Just say youv'e been throwing up all night

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:16 am**

PiiNoY wrote:I only work Friday Saturday and sometimes Sunday. Im only 14 .

well if you only are 14 why you don't simple ask ? you want have a free weekend .

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:20 am**

Call them up and be like "OH GOD THESE GUYS JUST CAME IN MY HOUSE THEY HAVE SKI MASKS AND GUNS I DUNNO WHAT TO... *BANG!*"

Make sure you have something to make a sound similar to a gunshot, then drop the phone on the floor and enjoy your day off.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:22 am**

am I the only one whos wondering why you want to stay home for a f*cking cyber grinding party? O_o

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:52 am**

Reise wrote:Call them up and be like "OH GOD THESE GUYS JUST CAME IN MY HOUSE THEY HAVE SKI MASKS AND GUNS I DUNNO WHAT TO... *BANG!*"

Make sure you have something to make a sound similar to a gunshot, then drop the phone on the floor and enjoy your day off.

OMG that's Farking hilarious!!!!!
Do that, I dare you!

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:56 am**

Casey613 wrote:Cronic Diarrhea.

fix'd

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:58 am**

Casey613 wrote:Diarrhea.

never fails

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:26 am**

Hmm depends..if its Mcdonalds or something say that your going to kill the burger king guy o.0

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:00 am**

Explosive Diarrhea.
no questions asked

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:15 am**

Inuyasha584 wrote:Hmm depends..if its Mcdonalds or something say that your going to kill the burger king guy o.0

If he's going to do that, shouldn't he be on the clock?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:12 pm**

ghostkilla43 wrote:Explosive Diarrhea.
no questions asked

My little brother told me to say that.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:14 pm**

say you have Lupus....

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:17 pm**

just walk into work, and start coughing uncontrollably, cuz they will be like are u ok, and u say yea im fine ... but u still cough alot and be like im sry ... sooner or later they will tell you to go home.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:40 pm**

XemnasXD wrote:say you have Lupus....

ITS NEVER LUPUS DAMN IT!

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:05 pm**

Claim you have a "family emergency".

But really, do you want to end up like this guy?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:24 pm**

im wondering why you have pictures like that cruor...

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:25 pm**

redneck wrote:im wondering why you have pictures like that cruor...

Its cruor hes prepared for everything... Even nazis riding on dinosaurs...

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:40 pm**

PiiNoY wrote:Anybody else? Lol i have to call in before 2 my time 3 hrs before my shift.

just say bunch of nonsense about ow u wanna play silkroad online all day and u hav to camp for unique and ur guild wants to hav a huge event. he will b so confused and say that sounds fun.

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