Diminutive Excuse from Accused Flasher XD
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:16 am
A BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them.
Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.
"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court.
"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
The defence didn't work because the father of two from Stockton in Teesside was convicted of seven counts of outraging public decency.
The jury was then told he had five convictions for sex assaults.
The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.
He was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.
Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to be jailed.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...4-1702,00.html
Had me laughing for the longest time.What kind of world do we live in now if a man can't enjoy standing naked on his driveway !
