Ever laugh in a dude's face

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:43 am

Couple years back me and my buddy were still in high school. Well one day we were eating lunch in an area a little bit away from the main lunch area. THe main plaza area was too loud, too many people, too crowded,etc so it was just me and him(no homo) We're just having a regular lunch minding our own shit probably chatting about how many skulls we've cracked the past week. Me and this dude go back a while and shit, so we can laugh at any situation that others wouldn't find funny.

Out of nowhere some army recruiter comes up and starts talking to me. The man knows quality when he sees it. Probably imagines me with 50 bullet wounds, leading a platoon of men screaming orders while grenades and rockets are going off all around. Imagines all the grunts looking up at their fearless leader for their morale boost as they storm the enemy's defences.

Anyway back to the story. Guy comes up to me and starts talking, let me let you know that he has a very heavy Jamaican accent. I'd go as far as saying some of his spech was difficult to understand. He starts out by telling me "Hey mon you wan join da ahmy?" Immediately upon hearing his accent, my friend turns to face the other way because he and I both know if we make eye contact it will be over. I keep my cool and chat with him a bit, don't wanna tell the guy to fly a kite, you know. All the while the only thing on my mind is this dude's accent. I'd say the guy was probably in his forties. Musta seen his share of high school punks and steadfast new recruits. But surely he was not prepared to deal with what was about to happen to him next.

I make the mistake of looking at my friend through the corner of my eye and I can see him holding his sandwich with a smirk on his face. You know, the type of smirk you have when you're wanting to laugh. He sees that I saw him and it all ends right there. Both of us are crying and pissing our pants in laughter. I'm completely oblivious to the guy standing right there. Eventually I can hear "Mon I say somethin funny" later followed by "I wanna laugh too." In an attempt to apologize, I looked him in the face and saw an expression I will remember for the rest of my life. He looked like he was on the verge of tears, as if his whole family had been executed in front of his eyes. He had had enough, he said "allright mon, bye" and you could tell from his voice he felt like complete shit. He turned around and began slowly walking away. I can only imagine he was contemplating suicide by the look on his face. Needless to say I never saw this guy around the school again.

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:00 am

You asshole rofl.
I love Jamacian accents

arctic197 · Post by **arctic197** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:01 am

And you just remembered it? lol

Yeah anyway, you must realize that they are fighting for your rights and w/e country you're in.

Doppleganger · Post by **Doppleganger** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:14 am

Thats sad.

San · Post by **San** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:24 am

huuuu
more stories of stallowned

they make my day

Oxygen · Post by **Oxygen** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:29 am

Thats so sad, just imagine how that guy felt

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:33 am

you talk to highly of yourself

poehalcho · Post by **poehalcho** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:02 am

aww that's pretty sad....

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:03 am

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:16 am

haha. amazing. :love:

[SD]Frites · Post by **[SD]Frites** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:44 am

hahaha. lol

MonstaH · Post by **MonstaH** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:44 pm

I like your stories, you should write columns ... good to see you again btw

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:37 pm

you're such an asshole..

And what happened to your mod thing?

Post by **Rainigul** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:36 pm

I had a substitute like a month ago or something who was such a dumbshit, she was like "the names are on the right."
And I was like "what about this one"
And she was like "... They made a mistake"
And she had a pretty heavy mexican accent, and she was just acting so stupid (seriously, sooooo stupid).
I was trying SO hard not to laugh and I turned around to face my friend because I couldn't stand looking at her anymore, but then our eyes met and we both just started laughing & crying from laughter for like 10 minutes. When we were done, the woman did nothing, it's like she didn't even notice we were laughing.

It was Farking hilarious.

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:43 pm

[SD]Rainigul wrote:I had a substitute like a month ago or something who was such a dumbshit, she was like "the names are on the right."
And I was like "what about this one"
And she was like "... They made a mistake"
And she had a pretty heavy mexican accent, and she was just acting so stupid (seriously, sooooo stupid).
I was trying SO hard not to laugh and I turned around to face my friend because I couldn't stand looking at her anymore, but then our eyes met and we both just started laughing & crying from laughter for like 10 minutes. When we were done, the woman did nothing, it's like she didn't even notice we were laughing.

It was Farking hilarious.

My english teacher is like that
kinda ironic my english teacher has a hard time with english :roll:

mosiac · Post by **mosiac** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:46 pm

i lol'd hard.

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:50 pm

Who's stawlloed

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:14 pm

Stormprobe wrote:Who's stawlloed

a very old fart that has been hangng around srf since the start

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:18 pm

[SD]Kratos wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:Who's stawlloed

a very old fart that has been hangng around srf since the start

\

You should become a rapper.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:37 pm

poor guy -_-

StuckUP · Post by **StuckUP** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:33 pm

Stallowned, you really are an ass.

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:40 pm

you used to be cool stallowned, what happened? Im not really liking any of your new threads...

witchcraft · Post by **witchcraft** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:32 pm

Thats not nice of you Stallowned, I feel sorry for the other guy.

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:34 pm

Dude...youve changed. Your turning into a douche now....

Toasty · Post by **Toasty** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:59 pm

Yeah youre latest threads make you sound like a twat.

Post by **Doron** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:05 pm

funny.. but you are a bit of an ass...

but I can understand why you laughed that hard...

those sandwhiches are my specialty...
especially when I have the main ingredient of that sandwhich with me still in the bottle

I have a substitute teacher at school who talk like that but then with dutch.. allways when I have detention I laugh to death about how he talks...
Friday in detention I was with a close friend of mine and we were the whole time talking about: Watch your back, cuz I will become a Visumsupplier... muohahaha

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:27 am

Stallowned wrote:We're just having a regular lunch minding our own shit probably chatting about how many skulls we've cracked the past week. Me and this dude go back a while and shit, so we can laugh at any situation that others wouldn't find funny.

Out of nowhere some army recruiter comes up and starts talking to me. The man knows quality when he sees it. Probably imagines me with 50 bullet wounds, leading a platoon of men screaming orders while grenades and rockets are going off all around. Imagines all the grunts looking up at their fearless leader for their morale boost as they storm the enemy's defences.

lol, probably the funniest thing is how you remember yourself as some tough bad assed fabio guy.

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:37 am

Toasty wrote:Yeah youre latest threads make you sound like a twat.

+1

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:45 am

Just me or is stallowned going mental.

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:47 am

Good story
The true humor is in the comments afterwards.