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Qoute of the day
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:37 am
by Inuyasha584
keep adding good/funny qoutes everyday
ok so here i'll start
dont drink and drive u might spill ur beer
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:09 am
by Avalanche
Person One: "So you couldn't find a car you liked in Germany?"
Persion Two: "No, I couldn't find a speedlimit I liked in America."
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:34 am
by Reise
"God's biggest mistake was creating man."
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:40 am
by Dark Shifty
Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."
fixed
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:41 am
by Avalanche
Dark Shifty wrote:Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."
fixed
+ infinity
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:42 am
by Reise
Works both ways.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:28 am
by Redskin350
dont hate god or else you'll end up liek this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AalXl2dc0Kk
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:57 am
by MrFudge
AvAlAnChE1 wrote:Dark Shifty wrote:Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."
fixed
+ infinity
omg +938492834
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:11 am
by HOLLAstir
"Life is like an onion, you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:22 am
by Dark Shifty
"Life is like a bonar. Long and hard and the only thing you can do is suck it up and hope it doesn't rain."
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:34 pm
by heroo
'' if beauty was power, she would be a goddess ''
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:56 pm
by nimezhenhao
"opinions are like assholes , no one wants them , and they stink" :p
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:57 pm
by Snudge
PUG's are like one-night stands. They're not always pretty, but it's better then playing with yourself
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:05 pm
by TwelveEleven
"Vandango is like your swollen left nut"
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:00 pm
by Stormprobe
"He who smelt it delt it"
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:03 pm
by 0_t_s_l_r_K_1_T_n_A
try try until you die
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:31 pm
by PB_and_J
The only stupid questions are those you don't ask
I'm too quick on my toes to be caught up with your hoes.
-RyO
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:11 pm
by ranger4life
"sro is the gayest game"
how bout it? xD
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:16 pm
by Aby
"Simile"
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:31 pm
by Redskin350
get rich or die tryin
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:33 pm
by Stress
Taken from someone's sig on the forum (can't remember who
)
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:12 pm
by carLo
Women go out to find a mate, while Men go out to mate
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:37 pm
by ghostkilla43
if it aint broke, dont fix it.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:40 pm
by .//curb
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
~Michael Jordan
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:46 pm
by arctic197
Music is the language of God.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:28 pm
by Blurred
"1% of trust is alot of trust to give"
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:32 pm
by FX
"it puts the lotion on the skin"
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:30 am
by Redskin350
if your white the sky is the limit if your black the limits the sky - Chris Rock
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:41 am
by Fat_Smurf
"Emo screamo! If I happen to accidentally turn the radio on, I literally can't tell the difference between one of 20 bands... I wonder about the person that's in a band, the young kid who just got signed or is trying to get signed - why is he doing it? Is he trying to change the world and do something different and express himself, or is it because they want to **** Paris Hilton and be photographed outside trendy restaurants?"
-Trent Reznor
F.ucking
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:14 am
by dom
If there's fluff on the muff she's old enough.