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A Funny Joke
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:47 pm
by ssphynx
Please don't take this offensive.. It's a joke.
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe its because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop!
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:48 pm
by ranger4life
uhhh.....lol?
wastn even funny at all
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:48 pm
by Stormprobe
haha?
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:49 pm
by ssphynx
ranger4life wrote:uhhh.....lol?
wastn even funny at all
Do you even get it?
hint hint World War II.
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:52 pm
by ranger4life
yeah i did get it...but that was so lame
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:53 pm
by Zypher
idk, it made me lol.
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:54 pm
by ssphynx
ranger4life wrote:yeah i did get it...but that was so lame
I guess you're French or have French decent?
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:54 pm
by ranger4life
me is a azn lol
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:03 pm
by .//curb
How many gears does a french tank have?
6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:52 pm
by Swindler
.//curb wrote:How many gears does a french tank have?
6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.
lol.. that wasnr even funny ^^
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:53 pm
by Sharp324
eh it made me lol
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:10 pm
by hemagoku
.//curb wrote:How many gears does a french tank have?
6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.
lol
and the first one wasn't bad 2
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:13 pm
by San
neither joke was funny to me
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:14 pm
by Jstar1
the french and the british were retarded in 1939
when hitler first attacked poland, the french tank strength in 1939 was the best in europe. France and britain could have pounded hitler but I dunno why they didn't. When they did start, it was too late. Germany had panzer IVs and king tigers
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:16 pm
by Deathsythe
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:17 pm
by Stress
That's soooo fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! lol
:D
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 pm
by HOLLAstir
Wasn't funny
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:14 pm
by ghostkilla43
dumb
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:21 pm
by hemagoku
Deathsythe wrote:
lol
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:23 pm
by Crumpets
Was quite funny tbh.
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:03 am
by Xyzzzy
Both jokes made me laugh pretty hard
Re: A Funny Joke
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:04 am
by cin
ssphynx wrote:<< insert joke here >>
you sound familiar..
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:18 am
by Yue_Fei
didnt even realise the joke was over
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:19 am
by Mrs. Santa
What made me lol was deathsythe's sig. LOL so funny
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:20 am
by Sylhana
Funny
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:25 am
by Hitman144
i am to azn to get it
lol
jk itz it wasnt really bad , but neither was it really funny
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:27 am
by Firemouse
lol, I thought it was funny..