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Plz LOCK and DELETE!

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:58 am
by exality
Well the title states it. How do you poo? Do you lay down 27 toilet liners then 7 layers of toilet paper before you plop down? or do you just say ahh **** it and sit your ass down before even looking? [edit] or are you the one that braces yourself on the walls dorp your britches and pray to god you can make it quick so you dont have to actually sit on the seat?

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:59 am
by StuckUP
what is up with all these poo threads?

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:00 am
by PB_and_J
Forums iq drops 20 points.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:01 am
by Reise
Just because one idiot did a thread about something retarded and it somehow lasted more than 1 page doesn't mean every idiot can or should copy them.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:03 am
by exality
actualy i seriously want to know. i have multiple ways for multiple situations.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:06 am
by Stormprobe
Exality i expected more from you

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:06 am
by Casey613
I don't like to go in a public place, not even in a friend house.. it's gross

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:07 am
by exality
exactly i would rather hold it for a few hours to get home. but if i really gotta go at a friends i wipe off the seat then make a tp liner hehe.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:07 am
by HOLLAstir
Image

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:14 am
by XemnasXD
-_- the stupids starting to spread from GD

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:16 am
by Stormprobe
XemnasXD wrote:-_- the stupids starting to spread from GD



No dont blame it on my terytory.. This all started with the Pee thread and we all know it..

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:17 am
by Reise
I think it started somewhere back with the girlfriend problems threads.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:19 am
by XemnasXD
terytory....proof that its GD faults


nb4 "I blame GWB"

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:19 am
by Stormprobe
All i know that every thread from The kind thread and BACK where not reatrdedish.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:21 am
by .AWAKE.
StuckUP wrote:what is up with all these poo threads?


bunch of sick ass kids who get off on how other people take shits

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:50 am
by Jstar1
guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:51 am
by Casey613
Jstar1 wrote:guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit


Hardly anyone follows step 9, and they all shake your hand -.-

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:51 am
by pineapples
What the fuckk, Exality.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:53 am
by XemnasXD
rdphoeniXexe wrote:What the fuckk, Exality.


o0 Fena....WTH

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:53 am
by Aby
I find a fine mesh, then let out my stool. I take the strips of excrement and place it on my face to use as a lubricator to shave. It works almost as well as my chapstick.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:56 am
by pineapples
XemnasXD wrote:
rdphoeniXexe wrote:What the fuckk, Exality.


o0 Fena....WTH

Hai. :]

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:58 am
by Stormprobe
Jstar1 wrote:guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit


Same as i said to poo in shower thread..

95% will be disgusted and say Eww no..
5% will try to be funy guy and say yes..


Example= Jstar1 5%

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:24 am
by [SD]Twysta
I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:27 am
by Amelie
[SD]Twysta wrote:I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.


i agree with you.


but well i dont know... you can tell srf is going down by these kind of threads.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:29 am
by XemnasXD
i guess we need to learn to start moderating ourselves when a mod isn't around. So anyone whose against topics like these lets just not reply that should do it, we'll treat it like a spam bot...

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:30 am
by FX
on your mom's chest now stop making poo theads

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:31 am
by Stormprobe
XemnasXD wrote:i guess we need to learn to start moderating ourselves when a mod isn't around. So anyone whose against topics like these lets just not reply that should do it, we'll treat it like a spam bot...



Only 10% of people will actually follow this. 90% will try to be the funny one and still reply. You know how thgese forums are. Im ay spam but i know my limits.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:33 am
by exality
okay srsly i did wonder. i want trying to be funny i really wondered. its kind of a hygene thing i guess. but since its a flame war well just go this route and say...




/Topic

mods please lock and delete!

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:34 am
by [SD]Twysta
Amelie wrote:
[SD]Twysta wrote:I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.


i agree with you.


but well i dont know... you can tell srf is going down by these kind of threads.


exactly...

/respect

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:39 am
by Stormprobe
I blame mods. I think thehsould be strickter baout these things and not be so nice to the people. Or theys hould recruit more active people to help them cause haveing 6 mods is currently not enoughand around this time of year only 2 mods at average are online as much ( Cin,zypher,sin)