having sex with bikes = bad?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:00 pm
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having sex with bikes = bad?
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:02 pm
they can't tell me what to do!
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:03 pm
LOL
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:04 pm
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Obviously not dedicated enough.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:20 pm
I wouldn't have even thought to call the police because I'd scream and run out the room, hoping that the man was just trying to ride his bike on the bed because he's deluded
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:21 pm
My life is over now 
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:22 pm
To each his own.
But TBH, how can they legally arrest him?
But TBH, how can they legally arrest him?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:25 pm
Belgarath wrote:To each his own.
But TBH, how can they legally arrest him?
maybe he didnt have the bikes consent?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:25 pm
you can be arrested for this 
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:27 pm
breach of the peace
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:52 pm
is it healthy?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:55 pm
But how did he put....
i mean where did he...
and how did...
But how did he put i.....
nvm V.V
Im using the lock on my bike now. WOuldb e weird if you get on and realized theres "mayonaise" on the chair
i mean where did he...
and how did...
But how did he put i.....
nvm V.V
Im using the lock on my bike now. WOuldb e weird if you get on and realized theres "mayonaise" on the chair
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:56 pm
He was just trying to mount the bike... unsucessfully... repeatedly...
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:04 am
at first i thought he was being "gay" with the seat. lol and umm like how would u ejoy Farking a piece of cold metal?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:14 am
Well that's one way to hurt your package.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:48 am
So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:52 am
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Wth?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:55 am
why would they call the cops? i'd just run away laughing xD
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:00 am
Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:05 am
Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Oh lala? O.O;
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:07 am
Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
That is one perverted piece of c... contraption... silly Cruor. Now I'll never look at a bike the same way again <.<
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:07 am
Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
yes i had too..
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:08 am
Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Took awhile to figure that out but....LOL
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:38 am
Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
what the!?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:41 am
bladecarlo wrote:Cruor wrote:Probably the other way around.PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
what the!?
If he was smart he woulda used the. wheels o.o V.V
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:43 am
lol strange, but i dont see how thats illegal...
but still, that man has some issues
but still, that man has some issues
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:46 am
Ell wrote:Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Wth?
LOLLLL.
That's farking disgusting. Imagine walking down a street listening to your iPod or whatever, and then you see a man on the ground trying to make lovey lovey time with it.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:47 am
hes doing what he wants to, even if its a tad bit wierd
but i dont get how they can arrest him, hes just humping a bike
but i dont get how they can arrest him, hes just humping a bike
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:48 am
lol. So if a girl has sex with a car stick shift she's a criminal ?
lol
Angelina jolie from thaty movie stealingteh cars did that to tease nicolas cage xD
lol
Angelina jolie from thaty movie stealingteh cars did that to tease nicolas cage xD
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:50 am
...wtf.
............
Um. Wow.
............
Um. Wow.