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My Cats evil
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:00 pm
by XemnasXD
my cat s learned how to erase messages off the answering machine. I was just sitting here at my compy and she started doing it. This is clearly a sign that she's 10x eviler than i thought. Anyone know how to perform a cat exorcism cause im gonna do like 8. You she see her sitting at the phone...paw ready...biding her time...i have seen the face of evil
plz help
xemnas
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:05 pm
by takolin
I love Cats.
They can't be evil.
Just place the machine where the cat can't reach it.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:44 pm
by AnemuS
seriously cat can reach every little thing :p
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:51 pm
by John_Doe
lol, your cat might be a witch in disqiuse? sexy witch maybe?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:52 pm
by Reise
Next time you see the cat doing it just spray it with water.
They love it when you do that.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:17 pm
by Millenium
I feel your pain xemnas >_>
My baby sister used to delete my answering machine recording everytime. My phone was a old Japanese model so I had to re-record the stupid mesasge in English then she'd skrew me up by pressing some buttons.
But friend I can help you xD
Just turn your answering machine off =.=
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:21 pm
by XemnasXD
she's decided to camp out on the machine now i think for warmth bt probably because she's evil...when i tried to move her she just stared at me like im impotent and ignored me....due to a lack in confidence i haven't tried to move her since
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:11 pm
by Ichimaru420
my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:52 pm
by Jstar1
lmao cat exorcism
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:30 pm
by takolin
Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me
How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:32 pm
by Shadowman20818
Get a WoW cosplayer paladin.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:54 pm
by Sylhana
I wish I had a cat like yours. Delete all the msgs from the telemarketers.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:06 am
by Casey613
Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me
Same here, my kitty sleeps in my chest and if I move she bites me really hard, and when it's morning she bites and scratches my arms so I can wake up and feed her
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:29 am
by Ichimaru420
takolin wrote:Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me
How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.
lol true.. I wonder what cats saying when they hiss ROFL probably a curse word
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:57 am
by Jabo
pick his tail and move his body directly to the table as fasta s you can, that should give you soe time to think
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:58 am
by Ashikiheyun
Jabo wrote:pick his tail and move his body directly to the table as fasta s you can, that should give you soe time to think
Or some time to get your arm torn to pieces, cats react fast lol.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:17 am
by Dystopia
pic of ur cat plzzzz
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:49 am
by Rakion
get a dog
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:50 am
by San
takolin wrote:Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me
How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.
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uh, cats, are annoying