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i got this joke from a friend

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oh and yeah, this joke doesn't represent me as a person, my friend told me it today and I thought it was funny

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me, I'm going in!
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hehehe

i actually lol'd :P

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thats probably the few jokes people post that i find funny :D
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cin wrote:hehehe

i actually lol'd :P
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after 5 minutes....
Fire in teh hole!!
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WTH?! 5 Mins?! Take it easy, bro. Have some pleasure :)
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Great joke....





For a 12 year old.
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Well it made me smile.. thats about it :)

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Belgarath wrote:Great joke....





For a 12 year old.

Agreed, prepubescent.
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Shadowman20818 wrote:
Belgarath wrote:Great joke....





For a 12 year old.

Agreed, prepubescent.



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cin wrote:hehehe

i actually lol'd :P


i loled at what u said instead of the actual joke XD
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Cyndaine wrote:
cin wrote:hehehe

i actually lol'd :P


i loled at what u said instead of the actual joke XD

same here :P

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Belgarath wrote:Great joke....





For a 12 year old.


Only thing that made me laugh. :D
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Post by christina »

my friend told me this one...
How is a woman like a condom?






Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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christina wrote:my friend told me this one...
How is a woman like a condom?






Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


Hohoho!!

... I don't have any, lol.

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didn't even make me 'he'

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didnt even alter one muscle in my face the least bit.f
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why post if you guys don't find it funny.


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Give him a break heroo, the joke was actually funny :P
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Casey613 wrote:Give him a break heroo, the joke was actually funny :P


rofl i was not talking to him, but to all people who said it wasn't funny.

i find it also funny myself :P
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Post by [SD]Twysta »

this is like

why did the doggy cross the road?
because he wanted to get to the other side... :roll:
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[SD]Twysta wrote:this is like

why did the doggy cross the road?
because he wanted to get to the other side... :roll:


I thought that was the chicken?
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Hehe...IMO is better to work without cover anyway :love:
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The lamest joke ive ever heard is :

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to shell.


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Dystopia wrote:The lamest joke ive ever heard is :

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to shell.


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sadly enough, this joke DID make me lol :D
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[SD]Twysta wrote:this is like

why did the doggy cross the road?
because he wanted to get to the other side... :roll:



well ..not really considering the joke he said..kinda made me lol...
as opposed to the joke you wrote.
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