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kk guys usually when u go to school/work etc... and feel those beans running and rumbling in ur stomach, and feel it drop into ur "farting area" wut do u do?

1)Hold it
2)Get it out silently
3)Get it out loudly accompanied with a cough to cover the sound
4)Shit on urself

lol I hurry over to the bathroom and say i need to apply makeup

I just go to the bathroom lol

or tell someone to pull my finger

Let it out as loud as possible

It all depends on the persons age

7 & under - Fart it out proudly
7-12 - Fart it loudly and blame it on the person next to you
12-18 - Goto the bathroom, or somewhere empty.
18+ - Your too old, no one will suspect you, fart it out silently


if u smelt it you delt it
if you denied it you applied it
XD

lol @ the topic

Well, depending on the fart magnitude, I will either hold it or go to the bathroom

Blurred wrote:I just go to the bathroom lol

or tell someone to pull my finger

Pull ur finger... What for?


Well, I got another question:

Ok, so lets say you have to fart and you decide to go to the bathroom... but then there are a lot of people in there and you know that when u fart the noise is loud. What would u do in that case?

Ill still go to the bathroom if they stare, ill be like its a fu*kin bathroom wtf are you lookin at

_BloodStorm_ wrote:kk guys usually when u go to school/work etc... and feel those beans running and rumbling in ur stomach, and feel it drop into ur "farting area" wut do u do?

1)Hold it
2)Get it out silently
3)Get it out loudly accompanied with a cough to cover the sound
4)Shit on urself

ROFL option 4 cracked me up

all depend where i am xD when im with friends i try to make it bigger i cant xDD

silently let it out...

>.> i aviod stuff that makes me fart at school, anything that might clean ou tmy bowels i totally avoid during those 6 hours..... i think.. i nvr counted so meh

I run to the washroom like MADDDDDDDDDDD
lol >.< i had a very embarring moment in gr7 where a student wuz making a presentation and a farted RLY LOUD AND LONG >.<
EMBARRRRRRAAASSSSSSINGGGGGGG
so nao every once in a while u'll c me run outta class to use the washroom >.<

magisuns wrote:I run to the washroom like MADDDDDDDDDDD
lol >.< i had a very embarring moment in gr7 where a student wuz making a presentation and a farted RLY LOUD AND LONG >.<
EMBARRRRRRAAASSSSSSINGGGGGGG
so nao every once in a while u'll c me run outta class to use the washroom >.<

LMFAO you made my day..

I let it out silenty ... Silent and deadly..

lol.. good question.

depends on the kind of people tbh.
around friends, you can usually just let it go.
around my boss, i let it go silently

lmao at the topic

you know a way to fart quietly?

you have to pull your butt cheeks apart so the air just comes out of your butthole without making any noise. You can fart quietly this way because the fart sound comes from the flapping of the sphincter, which is a circular muscle around your as*hole. So if you stretch the butt cheeks apart (therefore stretching your sphincter) you can fart quietly. It works. try it

Jstar1 wrote:lmao at the topic

you know a way to fart quietly?

you have to pull your butt cheeks apart so the air just comes out of your butthole without making any noise. You can fart quietly this way because the fart sound comes from the flapping of the sphincter, which is a circular muscle around your as*hole. So if you stretch the butt cheeks apart (therefore stretching your sphincter) you can fart quietly. It works. try it

for some reason that made me laugh.. lol

Jstar1 wrote:lmao at the topic

you know a way to fart quietly?

you have to pull your butt cheeks apart so the air just comes out of your butthole without making any noise. You can fart quietly this way because the fart sound comes from the flapping of the sphincter, which is a circular muscle around your as*hole. So if you stretch the butt cheeks apart (therefore stretching your sphincter) you can fart quietly. It works. try it

wow....lol, so ur standing in the lunch line at school, u set down ur tray and pull ur cheeks apart? lol

cin wrote:lol.. good question.

depends on the kind of people tbh.
around friends, you can usually just let it go.
around my boss, i let it go silently

omg i dont know how you guys do that!!

wherever i am, and even surrounded by friends, family, boss, etc. I just find a bathroom. Always saying "brb gotta pee" or something.

Even in my own aparment i do that.

At home, as loud as possible, in school, depends whos in the class room, I go at the corner where the fellas are at and fart and we all laugh, that way girls wouldnt mind us at all In front of my girl, nevar. And I mostly keep it, damn you dont want to smell dat shit

I love it when Ive kept it all day and pass near the fish restaurant around the corner, cos the area smells like friggin fish and noone will even make the difference between my fart and the awful fish smell

i go ninja style, silent

Oooh, ninja! You go silent for the fast kill ?!

like other people said depends who it is.
if im hanging out with my buds its no big really, if im with my girl friends ill just walk away for a bit or somthing.

Sorry, but walking away for a little while is just too understandable, everyone will know you went away to fart, and that itself is embarrasing

my new favorite thing is to give my fiance dutch ovens (when you fart in bed and then pull the covers over your signifigant other's head). i had chili for dinner the other night for dinner and almost got her to puke. when she got out she was dry heaving and threw the laundry hamper at me. it was great!

pipigrande wrote:lol @ the topic

Well, depending on the fart magnitude, I will either hold it or go to the bathroom

"magnitude" i lol'd in RL! I never do it

TacticalMedic wrote:Sorry, but walking away for a little while is just too understandable, everyone will know you went away to fart, and that itself is embarrasing

lol i dont make it obvious.. its more like hold on let me grab somthing ect

its not like im standing in a corner pulling me cheecks apart.

you should read my guide
"Blood_Storm's way to fartsmart"

still working on it lol

_BloodStorm_ wrote:you should read my guide
"Blood_Storm's way to fartsmart"

still working on it lol

you have to include my sphincters

TacticalMedic wrote:Oooh, ninja! You go silent for the fast kill ?!

yar, nobody will know until im far gone and everyone is blaming everyone else

You do realise the smell follows you