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Wat does adware makers do to sell their products?

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:06 pm
by shbly12
(This is all a joke i thought about)
When you have an adware on your computer popup windows won't stop from popping out.
And most of the people press on "Cance'"/"X" to get rid of the window.
So adware makers should do something to make you press "Yes" and that's what they do:
Step one:
(Boom, popup window):
Your computer is infected by spyware that may damage your computer.
Click "YES" to download an AntiVirus.
(Lets say i clicked "NO")

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After a weak from pressing "NO"
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Step two:
After one weak your computer will break down and won't start up.
Click "YES" to download an AntiVirus to stop that.
(Clicked "NO" again)

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Another weak from pressing "NO"
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Step 3:
After 5 minutes your computer will blow up.
Click "YES" to download an AntiVirus to save your computer.

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After 5 minutes from pressing "NO"
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Step 4:
counting down, when the countdown reach "0", your computer is gone"
Click "YES" to download an AntiVirus to save your computer.

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After 60 seconds from pressing "NO"
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Step 5:
Countdown: 5,4,3,2,1,0...
BOOOOOM........Your computer have absolutely exploded.
Click "YES" to download an AntiVirus and fix it up.

And then the one who have adwares on his computer have pressed "YES"
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... hope u liked that.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:13 pm
by Snudge
No.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:14 pm
by rek
Teehee...?

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:17 pm
by Innovacious
oh no, its you again, the one who thinks he is funny.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:20 pm
by rek
He did it before?


Nahh.. we're being mean :P

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:35 pm
by tedtwilliger
er.....k

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:36 pm
by TwelveEleven
it's a week, not weak.. This is what I would call a WEAK joke.. <_<

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:04 pm
by maxietheboss
Simply not funny, leave while you can and try to not embarrass yourself next time

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:35 pm
by dom
uhh...

Normally atleast I can see the punchline, the joke itself, it's just not funny. Here, I don't even know what were supposed to be laughing at.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:41 pm
by corkscrew
dom summed it up fairly nice^^

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:32 pm
by PB_and_J
Yes because viruses do blow up your computer :roll:

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:44 pm
by AnemuS
LOLAHAHAHAHAHHAROFLMAOBSOE!!.1`.1..121!111 8)

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:49 pm
by StaticX
You get a cookie for trying......

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:42 pm
by corkscrew
i want a cookie =(

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:52 pm
by Dystopia
guys, dont be so mean :(

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:58 pm
by Innovacious
Dystopia wrote:guys, dont be so mean :(


its not our fault he keeps trying to make jokes and fails everytime but still thinks hes hilarious, his first few were so bad they got locked

http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=59343

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:36 pm
by corkscrew
LOL, innovacious u so funny..

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:38 pm
by fena
Huh?

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:04 pm
by Zypher
PB_and_J wrote:Yes because viruses do blow up your computer :roll:


Bruce Willis can vouch for that.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:23 pm
by Luoma
Innovacious wrote:
Dystopia wrote:guys, dont be so mean :(


its not our fault he keeps trying to make jokes and fails everytime but still thinks hes hilarious, his first few were so bad they got locked

http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=59343


LOL i never read that joke xD

good choice locking it, it would just get trashed like this joke >.>

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:42 pm
by Silkroad
try again

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:45 pm
by Draquish
I actually enjoyed this post. It made me feel superior. :)

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:53 am
by AnemuS
Some day, someone went and bought some fishes to cook at the lunch, he was happy, he met someone in the road, the guy who bought fishes asked him: if u know wat i'v got in the box, i'll give u one fish from it(lol), and the other man answered: hmmm... i guess, u'v got an ocean in there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........


lol this is what i call funny.. and i really loled at it xDDDD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:45 am
by Shadowman20818
TwelveEleven wrote:it's a week, not weak.. This is what I would call a WEAK joke.. <_<

OMG A PUN! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Sadly it's the funniest thing I've read so far*

Also:
fishes

I'm thinking... third grader.

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:26 am
by Blurred
AnemuS wrote:Some day, someone went and bought some fishes to cook at the lunch, he was happy, he met someone in the road, the guy who bought fishes asked him: if u know wat i'v got in the box, i'll give u one fish from it(lol), and the other man answered: hmmm... i guess, u'v got an ocean in there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........


lol this is what i call funny.. and i really loled at it xDDDD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



rofl that made me lol !!