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Scary/Funny Stories
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:27 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
Has anyone got some funny or mabey scary stories?
Because the other night i was out with some friends. There was about 10 of us and we were in a kinda dodgy area but i thought we would be fine in a group. Anyways we were just chilling in the shopping center and some guy comes up to my mate and starts talking to him.he seemed pretty angry and he was in some random gangster crew. My mate was wearing a purple bandana and this guy had a red one so i figured that theres another crew in the area that must wear purple stuff. This guy called about 30 of his mates(not exagerating) and they all walked around the corner. When that happened i was pretty sure we were gonna die lol. We are all 15 yr olds and they were 18-30 yr olds by the looks of them. We were all s**ting our selfs. So we all just ran away haha and luckily one of my mates bros was waiting in the carpark for us (he has a van
) so we could all fit in and get away haha
so just wandering if anyone else here has funny/scary stories to tell because im kinda bored right now.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:42 pm
by Inuyasha584
when i got my foot stuck in a horse XD jk
hmm when i was sleeping on the floor and a spider was near me o.o
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:29 am
by Stormprobe
ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:18 am
by FireVortex
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
i LOLED something like that happened to me once
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:21 am
by Xyzzzy
FireVortex wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
i LOLED something like that happened to me once
happens to me all the time, whats worse is all the girls are in my grade >_>
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:26 am
by papa59roach
FireVortex wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
i LOLED something like that happened to me once
yea sumthing similiar happened to me, but only in a not-mentionable-on-forums type way if ya know what i mean
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:38 am
by Xyzzzy
papa59roach wrote:FireVortex wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
i LOLED something like that happened to me once
yea sumthing similiar happened to me, but only in a not-mentionable-on-forums type way if ya know what i mean
oh, so nothing happened
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:44 am
by AnemuS
pic or nothing happened... lol
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:57 am
by Stormprobe
AnemuS wrote:pic or nothing happened... lol
Do you know how emberassing it is having 5 high school girls see you naked while your half asleep O.O . IUm forver scared to walk around house naked lol
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:52 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
hahahahahaha yeah i have had a shower..walked out naked thinking that no ones home before haha when actuly people are home but lucky i seen them before they had seen me haha it would kinda suck if a bunch of girls from your grade seen you naked half asleep lol but then i could end up working well..you might get a good rep if ya know what a meen
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:41 am
by Sylhana
Worked in a rural community once here in Australia. During a hot spell, I decided to go to the local pub with a collegue. It wasnt really a pub but a dedicated hotel allowed by the law to sell beer (prohibition was in effect for the rest of the island).
We started playing pool with the locals (me betting as always) and after winning the final table treated my mate with some more beer . On the way back we were stopped by a group of locals (6~7 hostile, but the crowd behind us started to take notice), appearing hostile and saying "You know you are walking on our land!". Both of us are asians/asian looking btw (so we kinda stand out haha), and at this point too tipsy to run away .
Well as I was thinking of what to use to plaster my soon to be broken bones, my mate came up with the best life saver line I could think ever.. "Yes we know.. and your land is so beautiful". Got to the hospital safely. We laugh about it after.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:03 am
by Crumpets
Stormprobe wrote:AnemuS wrote:pic or nothing happened... lol
Do you know how emberassing it is having 5 high school girls see you naked while your half asleep O.O . IUm forver scared to walk around house naked lol
Unless your packing something small .. nothing to be ashamed of tbh.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:07 am
by Itonami
I was supposed to be home alone once.. walked out of my room in my undies to find 4 of my brothers' friends playing x360 at 4am.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:09 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
Sylhana wrote:Worked in a rural community once here in Australia.
Where in aussie?
alright no one try to get food outa thier teeth with a knife..i was eating steak and got piece stuck in my tooth and now i got a dang sore gum. steak knives are dangerous!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:46 am
by xibeleli
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
Wrong,
you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:51 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
xibeleli wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
Wrong,
you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......
lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:10 pm
by Stormprobe
[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:xibeleli wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
Wrong,
you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......
lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.
if you havent seen my thing dont judge ok : ) it was embwrrasing eather way now back on topic : )
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:40 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
Stormprobe wrote:[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:xibeleli wrote:Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
Wrong,
you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......
lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.
if you havent seen my thing dont judge ok : ) it was embwrrasing eather way now back on topic : )
dont worry im not saying you do, i was just saying
if you do it isnt your fault.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:45 am
by XuChu
xibeleli wrote:Wrong,
you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......
you sound stupid
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:01 pm
by DeathBeforeDishonor
lol told
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:22 pm
by Isis
My exs Mum walking on me completely butt naked laying on the bed... Kinda glad it was his mum and not his Dad or Brother
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:30 pm
by DeathBeforeDishonor
what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:42 pm
by Isis
[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah
hehe sorry.. getting really tired, I start talking gibberish when i'm getting tired..
She walked in on me, while I was laying on the bed.. If she walked in a few minutes earlier then she would of got an eye full
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:09 am
by Stormprobe
Bastet wrote:[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah
hehe sorry.. getting really tired, I start talking gibberish when i'm getting tired..
She walked in on me, while I was laying on the bed.. If she walked in a few minutes earlier then she would of got an eye full
rawr lol there would have been some claws
lol
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:09 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
oh ahaha
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:43 am
by Sharp324
Eh when i was with my gf doing things and her little cousin walked in and screamed, damn thought her dad was gonna kill me....bout it
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:12 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
ahah that seems to be comon problem.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:01 am
by 139022
hmm cant think of anything that made me embarassed maybe cuz i was born without the emotion of embarassment LOL (seriously) i think im lucky as hell not to be embarrased. scary stories. i saw the devil in the mirror, wasnt a dream, the end.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:09 am
by Cyndaine
most embarassing moment in my life: my family and this other family went to sydney together and we stayed in the same hotel, with my brother & his friend staying in the next room...i was taking a shower thinking there was only my sister in the room and went outside to get my towel which i'd forgotten...then i saw my brother and his friend sitting on the bed....they'd come in while i was taking a shower. i saw them quickly so i only took one step before running back and slamming the door before me. i think they noticed, not sure, but i dunno since my bro has never mentioned it...hope not...lol
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:36 am
by XuChu
one night I woke up to take a leak, and as I reached for my bedroom door, it opened itself for some farked up reason, I was like 'wtf' and I took a leak and went back to sleep.