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Has anyone got some funny or mabey scary stories?
Because the other night i was out with some friends. There was about 10 of us and we were in a kinda dodgy area but i thought we would be fine in a group. Anyways we were just chilling in the shopping center and some guy comes up to my mate and starts talking to him.he seemed pretty angry and he was in some random gangster crew. My mate was wearing a purple bandana and this guy had a red one so i figured that theres another crew in the area that must wear purple stuff. This guy called about 30 of his mates(not exagerating) and they all walked around the corner. When that happened i was pretty sure we were gonna die lol. We are all 15 yr olds and they were 18-30 yr olds by the looks of them. We were all s**ting our selfs. So we all just ran away haha and luckily one of my mates bros was waiting in the carpark for us (he has a van :) ) so we could all fit in and get away haha
so just wandering if anyone else here has funny/scary stories to tell because im kinda bored right now.

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when i got my foot stuck in a horse XD jk
hmm when i was sleeping on the floor and a spider was near me o.o

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ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.
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Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


i LOLED something like that happened to me once
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FireVortex wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


i LOLED something like that happened to me once

happens to me all the time, whats worse is all the girls are in my grade >_>
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FireVortex wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


i LOLED something like that happened to me once


yea sumthing similiar happened to me, but only in a not-mentionable-on-forums type way if ya know what i mean
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papa59roach wrote:
FireVortex wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


i LOLED something like that happened to me once


yea sumthing similiar happened to me, but only in a not-mentionable-on-forums type way if ya know what i mean

oh, so nothing happened
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pic or nothing happened... lol
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AnemuS wrote:pic or nothing happened... lol


Do you know how emberassing it is having 5 high school girls see you naked while your half asleep O.O . IUm forver scared to walk around house naked lol
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hahahahahaha yeah i have had a shower..walked out naked thinking that no ones home before haha when actuly people are home but lucky i seen them before they had seen me haha it would kinda suck if a bunch of girls from your grade seen you naked half asleep lol but then i could end up working well..you might get a good rep if ya know what a meen :D

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Worked in a rural community once here in Australia. During a hot spell, I decided to go to the local pub with a collegue. It wasnt really a pub but a dedicated hotel allowed by the law to sell beer (prohibition was in effect for the rest of the island).

We started playing pool with the locals (me betting as always) and after winning the final table treated my mate with some more beer :D. On the way back we were stopped by a group of locals (6~7 hostile, but the crowd behind us started to take notice), appearing hostile and saying "You know you are walking on our land!". Both of us are asians/asian looking btw (so we kinda stand out haha), and at this point too tipsy to run away :D.

Well as I was thinking of what to use to plaster my soon to be broken bones, my mate came up with the best life saver line I could think ever.. "Yes we know.. and your land is so beautiful". Got to the hospital safely. We laugh about it after.
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Stormprobe wrote:
AnemuS wrote:pic or nothing happened... lol


Do you know how emberassing it is having 5 high school girls see you naked while your half asleep O.O . IUm forver scared to walk around house naked lol


Unless your packing something small .. nothing to be ashamed of tbh.
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I was supposed to be home alone once.. walked out of my room in my undies to find 4 of my brothers' friends playing x360 at 4am. :oops:
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Sylhana wrote:Worked in a rural community once here in Australia.

Where in aussie?

alright no one try to get food outa thier teeth with a knife..i was eating steak and got piece stuck in my tooth and now i got a dang sore gum. steak knives are dangerous!

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Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


Wrong,

you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......

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xibeleli wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


Wrong,

you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......


lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.

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[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:
xibeleli wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


Wrong,

you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......


lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.



if you havent seen my thing dont judge ok : ) it was embwrrasing eather way now back on topic : )
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Stormprobe wrote:
[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:
xibeleli wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ONe morning last year i woke up. And when i went out of my room naked hinking no one was in the house guess who was there =o 3 of my sisters friends. The funny part is i noticedt hey where there after i passed through the living room to the kitchen. They saw me naked X.X lol. I have learned my lesson to wear a towel when i go to take morning shower lol.


Wrong,

you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......


lol thats kinda meen. if he does it isnt really his fault.



if you havent seen my thing dont judge ok : ) it was embwrrasing eather way now back on topic : )


dont worry im not saying you do, i was just saying if you do it isnt your fault.

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xibeleli wrote:Wrong,

you have learnt ur lesson to wear a towel when you take a morning shower with a PINDICK.......


you sound stupid

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lol told

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My exs Mum walking on me completely butt naked laying on the bed... Kinda glad it was his mum and not his Dad or Brother ;)

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what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah

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[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah


hehe sorry.. getting really tired, I start talking gibberish when i'm getting tired..

She walked in on me, while I was laying on the bed.. If she walked in a few minutes earlier then she would of got an eye full :P

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Bastet wrote:
[FA]TehUrbanNinja wrote:what? i dont understand that. you exs mum was walking on you when you were naked in bed? why was your exs mum walking on a bed? im confused ahah


hehe sorry.. getting really tired, I start talking gibberish when i'm getting tired..

She walked in on me, while I was laying on the bed.. If she walked in a few minutes earlier then she would of got an eye full :P


rawr lol there would have been some claws :shock: lol
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oh ahaha

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Eh when i was with my gf doing things and her little cousin walked in and screamed, damn thought her dad was gonna kill me....bout it
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ahah that seems to be comon problem.

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hmm cant think of anything that made me embarassed maybe cuz i was born without the emotion of embarassment LOL (seriously) i think im lucky as hell not to be embarrased. scary stories. i saw the devil in the mirror, wasnt a dream, the end. 8)

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most embarassing moment in my life: my family and this other family went to sydney together and we stayed in the same hotel, with my brother & his friend staying in the next room...i was taking a shower thinking there was only my sister in the room and went outside to get my towel which i'd forgotten...then i saw my brother and his friend sitting on the bed....they'd come in while i was taking a shower. i saw them quickly so i only took one step before running back and slamming the door before me. i think they noticed, not sure, but i dunno since my bro has never mentioned it...hope not...lol :oops:
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one night I woke up to take a leak, and as I reached for my bedroom door, it opened itself for some farked up reason, I was like 'wtf' and I took a leak and went back to sleep.

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