A stupid, yet funny thing my friend emailed me.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:30 am
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neela (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her student..
the teacher asked," Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neela had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. Waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neela he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in, and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
The principal looks at Ms Neela and tells her, "I think Boy.can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neela says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"
The principal and Boy. Both agree.
Ms Neela asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: "Legs."
Ms Neela: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets.":
Ms Neela: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neela: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neela: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neela: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: ok.
Ms Neela: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neela: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neela: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Neela: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neela: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy: FAMILY NAME
Ms Neela: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to oxford University ; I got the last ten questions Wrong myself!"
My freind sent me this in an email. I know wher ehe got it from, and if you do as well, dont start nothing please. Thanks
the teacher asked," Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neela had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. Waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neela he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in, and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
The principal looks at Ms Neela and tells her, "I think Boy.can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neela says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"
The principal and Boy. Both agree.
Ms Neela asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: "Legs."
Ms Neela: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets.":
Ms Neela: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neela: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neela: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neela: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: ok.
Ms Neela: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neela: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neela: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Neela: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neela: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy: FAMILY NAME
Ms Neela: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to oxford University ; I got the last ten questions Wrong myself!"
My freind sent me this in an email. I know wher ehe got it from, and if you do as well, dont start nothing please. Thanks
probably if she is not old of cource, so many dirty things xD
