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Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:59 pm
by Isis
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:03 pm
by Sylhana
Lolz, that was pretty funny
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:04 pm
by Stress
ROFL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:06 pm
by BlackFox
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:08 pm
by satman83
lol....meowwwww 
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:09 pm
by maxietheboss
Haha pretty funny
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:10 pm
by ZiNC
meh not funny at all
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:11 pm
by Stress
ZiNC wrote:meh not funny at all
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:
Amen.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:14 pm
by Isis
ZiNC wrote:meh not funny at all
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:
Coz you've been plugged into a man....
Re: Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:16 pm
by rek
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down
We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:25 pm
by hitokiri
Bastet wrote:ZiNC wrote:meh not funny at all
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:
Coz you've been plugged into a man....
Ouch
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:53 pm
by cin
hehehe i lol'ed at all of em
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:05 pm
by Amelie
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was pretty fun!!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:16 pm
by gamef
Lol good ones.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:25 pm
by _Lana_
Sylhana wrote:Lolz, that was pretty funny
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:29 pm
by ZiNC
Bastet wrote:ZiNC wrote:meh not funny at all
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:
Coz you've been plugged into a man....
grrr then what happens when 2 geniuses plug in each other?hehehe got any answers for this?
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:31 pm
by TwelveEleven
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
What about when we're plugged into a blond?
Anyhow pretty funny
Re: Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:36 pm
by XemnasXD
reK wrote:
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down
We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd
i never got the toilet seat thing either
Re: Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:37 pm
by TwelveEleven
XemnasXD wrote:reK wrote:
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down
We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd
i never got the toilet seat thing either
Another mystery to be solved
Re: Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:45 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
reK wrote:
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down
We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd
they should lift the seat after they have been because we have to lift it all the time...works both ways grr
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:58 pm
by cin
lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?
Re: Men...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:59 pm
by Grimjaw
Bastet wrote:The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Hahaha really made me laugh.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:03 pm
by PimpC
lezbos
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:04 pm
by Luoma
rofl! good collection ^^
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:36 pm
by Aiyas
cin wrote:lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?
Yeah, it tends to be a habit for me.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:51 pm
by Tatianasaphira
Me and my customer got a giggle from it...thank you m'dear
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:40 pm
by Snudge
<3 bastet. Thank you, I had a rotten day at work. This defanitely cheered me up.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:43 pm
by XMoshe
cin wrote:lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?
I do that too..most of the times lol...anyway, didnt laugh but there good, its too late I guess >.<
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:44 pm
by Belgarath
I smirked a little.
In response to being plugged in to an idiot.
You get AIDS.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:44 pm
by StealMySoda
cin wrote:lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?
If I'm at home I'll never cause it cause its just me and my dad. If I'm over at a household that has ladies, I'll always put it down
