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Blonde Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:20 am
by [MD]Bowz
I know many people would in there life time have heard some funny blonde jokes and this is your time to tell them to other people.
I will start with an example:
There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island.
To get home they had to swim 50m
They wanted to swim home.
The brunette swum 20m and drowned and the red head swum 30m and drowned.
The blonde swum 25m got tired and then swum back to the island.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Please share
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:30 pm
by poehalcho
what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?
vacume cleaning
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:46 pm
by XemnasXD
poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?
vacume cleaning
i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like
Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:51 pm
by Priam
XemnasXD wrote:poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?
vacume cleaning
i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like
Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.
ew no!
Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning.
Yes, It's that hard to get.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:53 pm
by XemnasXD
Priam wrote:XemnasXD wrote:poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?
vacume cleaning
i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like
Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.
ew no!
Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning.
Yes, It's that hard to get.
deserts are sandy not dusty.....if i were a blonde i'd be so confused at his point in the thread
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:54 pm
by Priam
ffs. to rational. loosen up
Blonde jokes are SO popular in Holland, cus blonde dutch girls are usually kinda stupid.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:59 pm
by Isis
I'm Blonde..
I don't like these Jokes...
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:27 pm
by TwelveEleven
I'm blonde too..
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:02 pm
by heroo
TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ?
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:26 pm
by BlackFox
heroo wrote:TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ?
No
oh bastet
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:32 pm
by Isis
BlackFox wrote:heroo wrote:TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ?
No
oh bastet
hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:42 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island with a magic lamp.
The blonde wishs she was smarter and spells sos
The brunette wishes she was a red head and makes a boat
The red head wishs she was a man..and walks across the bridge
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:48 pm
by BlackFox
Bastet wrote:BlackFox wrote:heroo wrote:TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ?
No
oh bastet
hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil
yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:49 pm
by Shadowman20818
Use the almighty comma:
Hard to read some of them.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:55 pm
by Isis
BlackFox wrote:Bastet wrote:BlackFox wrote:heroo wrote:TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ?
No
oh bastet
hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil
yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth
There is 2 sides to me, there is the sweet innocent girl every one knows and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:00 pm
by cin
Bastet wrote:and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know
BlackFox wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... is blabla SeCrEt?
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:53 pm
by BlackFox
cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:09 pm
by cin
BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:11 pm
by Priam
love it fox, 10/10
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:32 pm
by BlackFox
cin wrote:BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP
well I can fix little more on Your CAT ..
But I see you dont want it hmm
Thanks Priam
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:35 pm
by cin
BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP
well I can fix little more on
Your CAT .
that code language for blabla? oO
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:42 pm
by BlackFox
cin wrote:BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP
well I can fix little more on
Your CAT .
that code language for blabla? oO
no its not...
you put in on you avy .
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:44 pm
by cin
yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:46 pm
by BlackFox
cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>
oh
... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:48 pm
by cin
BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>
oh
... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe
dont you
ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:52 pm
by BlackFox
cin wrote:BlackFox wrote:cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>
oh
... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe
dont you
ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back!
the nice green hat your cat had looks so green and green hmm ...
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:31 pm
by Deacon
How to get a dumb blond crazy?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:43 pm
by BlackFox
oh @ cin
LOL
The cat have a hat ,
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:55 pm
by cin
<_>
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:04 pm
by Itonami
I'm blonde -.-;