Blonde Jokes

[MD]Bowz · Post by **[MD]Bowz** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:20 am

I know many people would in there life time have heard some funny blonde jokes and this is your time to tell them to other people.
I will start with an example:
There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island.
To get home they had to swim 50m
They wanted to swim home.
The brunette swum 20m and drowned and the red head swum 30m and drowned.
The blonde swum 25m got tired and then swum back to the island.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Please share

poehalcho · Post by **poehalcho** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:30 pm

what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?

vacume cleaning

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:46 pm

poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?

vacume cleaning

i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like

Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:51 pm

XemnasXD wrote:
poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?

vacume cleaning

i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like

Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.

ew no!

Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning.

Yes, It's that hard to get.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:53 pm

Priam wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
poehalcho wrote:what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?

vacume cleaning

i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like

Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.

ew no!

Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning.

Yes, It's that hard to get.

deserts are sandy not dusty.....if i were a blonde i'd be so confused at his point in the thread

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:54 pm

ffs. to rational. loosen up

Blonde jokes are SO popular in Holland, cus blonde dutch girls are usually kinda stupid.

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:59 pm

I'm Blonde..

I don't like these Jokes...

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:27 pm

I'm blonde too..

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:02 pm

TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you get it ?

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:26 pm

heroo wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you get it ?

No

oh bastet

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:32 pm

BlackFox wrote:
heroo wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you get it ?

No

oh bastet

hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil

[SD]Master_Wong · Post by **[SD]Master_Wong** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:42 pm

There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island with a magic lamp.
The blonde wishs she was smarter and spells sos
The brunette wishes she was a red head and makes a boat
The red head wishs she was a man..and walks across the bridge

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:48 pm

Bastet wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
heroo wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you get it ?

No

oh bastet

hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil

yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth :wink:

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:49 pm

Use the almighty comma:

Hard to read some of them.

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:55 pm

BlackFox wrote:
Bastet wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
heroo wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:I'm blonde too..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you get it ?

No

oh bastet

hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil

yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth

There is 2 sides to me, there is the sweet innocent girl every one knows and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:00 pm

Bastet wrote:and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know

BlackFox wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... is blabla SeCrEt?

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:53 pm

cin wrote:

oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:09 pm

BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:

oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol

8.5/10

no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.

anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:11 pm

love it fox, 10/10

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:32 pm

cin wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:

oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol

8.5/10

no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.

anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP

well I can fix little more on Your CAT .. But I see you dont want it hmm
:twisted:

Thanks Priam

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:35 pm

BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:

oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol

8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP

well I can fix little more on Your CAT .

that code language for blabla? oO

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:42 pm

cin wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:

oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol

8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP

well I can fix little more on Your CAT .

that code language for blabla? oO

no its not... :shock:

you put in on you avy .

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:44 pm

yes. it was time for a temporary change.

gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:46 pm

cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.

gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>

oh

... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:48 pm

BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>

oh ... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe

dont you ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back!

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:52 pm

cin wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
cin wrote:yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>

oh ... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe

dont you ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back!

the nice green hat your cat had looks so green and green hmm ...

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:31 pm

How to get a dumb blond crazy?

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:43 pm

oh @ cin

LOL

The cat have a hat , :wink:

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:55 pm

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:04 pm

I'm blonde -.-;