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An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:28 am
by Reise
Something one of my friends showed me. Good for laughs if you're open minded enough to remember it's a joke.
http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/nick/12-3-06.htm
Be warned, some 18+ content (language and references). Also remember that if this offends you, you don't have to read it. And don't bother posting about how the author is a bigot, etc. he says himself that he's a douchebag.
Re: An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:29 am
by dom
Reise wrote:some 18+ content.
You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.
Anyone buy the maddox book? Full of great stuff like this.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:30 am
by Reise
Hey, I don't keep tabs on who's how old. It's just my job to bring the funny.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:31 am
by Fat_Smurf
4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…
“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*
“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”
LOL
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:38 am
by Meow
Fat_Smurf wrote:4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…
“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*
“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”
LOL
Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:55 am
by tedtwilliger
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I think that beating your wife should be not only legal, but embraced. I think, also, that it should be lawful to beat other men’s wives, girlfriends, daughters and concubines, when warranted.
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She makes it not okay to beat your wife. I say **** YOU, OPRAH.
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“Wo-” means “lesser than” and I’ll be goddamned if I know a single man out there who does not abide by the basic fundamentals of mathematics.
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After all, when you’re too old to beat your whore, you’ll need somebody there so that you may vicariously beat other women. It’s the Circle of Life, and it moves us all.
OMG THAT WAS SO EPIC!
I couldnt stop laughing hahaha
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:59 am
by XemnasXD
i read the guide to manliness...maddox is hit & miss with me
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:03 am
by Itonami
Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:11 am
by MrFudge
Itonami wrote:Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.
you should be in the kitchen anyway
jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:18 am
by Itonami
MrFudge wrote:Itonami wrote:Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.
you should be in the kitchen anyway
jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies
Marry me? thx.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:47 am
by CrimsonNuker
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:49 am
by Zypher
i lol'd
gud thread.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:46 am
by Reise
Itonami wrote:Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:00 am
by Belgarath
Consider these facts…
-Women caused the fall of humanity.
-Women are fickle.
-Women get abortions.
-Women like salad more than meat.
-Hillary Clinton.
LOL. This is quite funny. Thanks for posting Reise.
Re: An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:10 am
by Crumpets
dom wrote:
You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.
Your quite full of yourself are you not ?
Re: An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:08 pm
by woutR
Crumpets wrote:dom wrote:
You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.
Your quite full of yourself are you not ?
lol that coming from you
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:15 am
by MrFudge
Itonami wrote:MrFudge wrote:Itonami wrote:Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.
you should be in the kitchen anyway
jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies
Marry me? thx.
mmmmmmmmaybe
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:15 am
by ghostkilla43
Meow wrote:Fat_Smurf wrote:4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…
“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*
“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”
LOL
Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me
*note to self, stay away from meow*
