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New(er) Riddle Thread!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:38 am
by TwelveEleven
Well since I mixmax's Riddle thread is pretty much death.. I thought it would be a good idea to make a new one.. So here's the first riddle!

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Difficulty: Hard


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What's always in a corner and goes around the world?


Try it biatches! It's actually pretty hard so I put up Hard.. out of the 20 people I asked it no one knew it :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:54 am
by Dystopia
Hmmmm, I dont know.. but I have another one..



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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?


This is an easy one..

Re: New(er) Riddle Thread!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:57 am
by Sylhana
TwelveEleven wrote:
Riddle
Difficulty: Hard


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What's always in a corner and goes around the world?




Since no one answered <.<

Answer: postage stamp.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:59 am
by Sylhana
Dystopia wrote:

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?




Answer: silence

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 am
by yesyes
Sylhana wrote:
Dystopia wrote:

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?




Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:13 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
yesyes wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Dystopia wrote:

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?




Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?



1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:38 am
by yesyes
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
yesyes wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Dystopia wrote:

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?




Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?



1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

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What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:00 pm
by NuclearSilo
this thread will die too if no one answer :)

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:06 pm
by yesyes
yesyes wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
yesyes wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Dystopia wrote:

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?




Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?



1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

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What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

Underground elf on a motorbike.


There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:10 pm
by Biscuit
yesyes wrote:[...]

There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?


Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:56 pm
by yesyes
Biscuit wrote:
yesyes wrote:[...]

There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?


Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:01 pm
by Itonami
Um. What's up with the elves? >.>

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:12 pm
by grap3s04wr
yesyes wrote:
Biscuit wrote:
yesyes wrote:[...]

There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?


Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?


there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:30 pm
by satman83
Thatsa bad joke not a riddle :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:37 pm
by tedtwilliger
He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:42 pm
by TwelveEleven
NuclearSilo wrote:this thread will die too if no one answer :)


It's already awnsered by syl.. Will post the next one really soon <3

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:11 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean


and yesyes you jokes aint funny


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how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

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how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside


thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:58 pm
by yesyes
grap3s04wr wrote:
yesyes wrote:
Biscuit wrote:
yesyes wrote:[...]

There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?


Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?


there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?





No there are 2 helmets on motorbike muahahah.




And lolz @ Master_wong

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:59 pm
by Biscuit
tedtwilliger wrote:He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me


Darkness?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:00 pm
by TwelveEleven
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean


and yesyes you jokes aint funny


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how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

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how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside


thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways


Yeah will do, and i'll ask one to remove/lock this one :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:04 pm
by Dystopia
Lol, you guys better not of googled the answers, thats just cheap...

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:32 am
by tedtwilliger
Biscuit wrote:
tedtwilliger wrote:He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me


Darkness?


Correct, give that man a cookie.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:23 am
by CrimsonNuker
YesYes, those are the stupidest jokes i have ever herd, im very serious right now.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:13 am
by yesyes
No way.

I thought they were funny! For real! :D

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:16 am
by CrimsonNuker
Image

Godzilla does not think so.