New(er) Riddle Thread!

[TwelveEleven]

Well since I mixmax's Riddle thread is pretty much death.. I thought it would be a good idea to make a new one.. So here's the first riddle!

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Difficulty: Hard

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What's always in a corner and goes around the world?

Try it biatches! It's actually pretty hard so I put up Hard.. out of the 20 people I asked it no one knew it

[Dystopia]

Hmmmm, I dont know.. but I have another one..

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

This is an easy one..

[Sylhana]

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Difficulty: Hard

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What's always in a corner and goes around the world?

Since no one answered <.<

Answer: postage stamp.

[Sylhana]

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

[yesyes]

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

[[SD]Master_Wong]

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

[yesyes]

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

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What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

[NuclearSilo]

this thread will die too if no one answer

[yesyes]

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Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?






Here is another:

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What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?



3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

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What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

Underground elf on a motorbike.


There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

[Biscuit]

[...]

There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

[yesyes]

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There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

[Itonami]

Um. What's up with the elves? >.>

[grap3s04wr]

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There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

And there is another one:

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?

[satman83]

Thatsa bad joke not a riddle

[tedtwilliger]

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

[TwelveEleven]

this thread will die too if no one answer

It's already awnsered by syl.. Will post the next one really soon <3

[[SD]Master_Wong]

jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean


and yesyes you jokes aint funny

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how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

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how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside


thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways

[yesyes]

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There's another one:

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How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

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How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?

No there are 2 helmets on motorbike muahahah.




And lolz @ Master_wong

[Biscuit]

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

Darkness?

[TwelveEleven]

jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean


and yesyes you jokes aint funny

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how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

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how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

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how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside


thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways

Yeah will do, and i'll ask one to remove/lock this one

[Dystopia]

Lol, you guys better not of googled the answers, thats just cheap...

[tedtwilliger]

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

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The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

Darkness?

Correct, give that man a cookie.

[CrimsonNuker]

YesYes, those are the stupidest jokes i have ever herd, im very serious right now.

[yesyes]

No way.

I thought they were funny! For real!

[CrimsonNuker]

Godzilla does not think so.