Where is Jack Thompson when you need him?
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:24 am
Super Chick Sisters
What we have here is a violent murder simulator filled with copyright infringement of both Nintendo and Kentucky Fried Chicken. In this game, you play as one half of a couple of incestuous lesbian chicks employed by an organization by the name of Peta. Throughout the game, Peta is revealed to be a sadistic cult who worships chicken as sentient animals capable of thought and feelings such as happiness. Your main objective is to murder Colonel Harland Sanders, the founder of KFC. Along the way you kill many creatures made from clones of Colonel Sanders' decapitated head attached to robotic limbs. Once you finally murder Colonel Sanders, you and your partner hook up with Pamela Anderson for a bestial threesome. In addition, you unlock the ability to play through the game as a porn star dressed in a hideous role play outfit. The target audience of this game is young innocent children who are easily influenced. We must put a stop to this!
What we have here is a violent murder simulator filled with copyright infringement of both Nintendo and Kentucky Fried Chicken. In this game, you play as one half of a couple of incestuous lesbian chicks employed by an organization by the name of Peta. Throughout the game, Peta is revealed to be a sadistic cult who worships chicken as sentient animals capable of thought and feelings such as happiness. Your main objective is to murder Colonel Harland Sanders, the founder of KFC. Along the way you kill many creatures made from clones of Colonel Sanders' decapitated head attached to robotic limbs. Once you finally murder Colonel Sanders, you and your partner hook up with Pamela Anderson for a bestial threesome. In addition, you unlock the ability to play through the game as a porn star dressed in a hideous role play outfit. The target audience of this game is young innocent children who are easily influenced. We must put a stop to this!
