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Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, oderless, tasteless, and kills thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidentaly inhalation of DHMO, but the danger of Dihydrogen Monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form can cause severe tissue damage. Symptoms of of DHMO exposure can include excessive sweating and urination, and can possibly to a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting, and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death

Dihydrogen Monoxide

is a major component of acid rain
contributes to the greenhouse effect
may cause severe burns
contributes to the erosion of the landscape
accelerates coruption and rust many metals
may cause electrical failures and decrease effectiveness of brakes
has been found in tumors

large amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been found in almost every stream,lake, and resevoir in america today. But the contamination is global and can even be found in antartic ice. DHMO causes millions of dollars in property damage every year.

despite the danger DHMO is used

as a coolant
in nuclear power plants
in the production of styrofoam
as a fire retartant
in many forms of cruel animal research
the distribution of pesticides ( after washing DHMO remains on produce)
an adictive in certain food products

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WATER! ITS OLD!

Good luck.

it's because of George Bush!

Every exhale I make is made of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I'm the reason for all your global warming problems.

Disconn3cted wrote:BAN DIYDROGEN MONOXIDE

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, oderless, tasteless, and kills thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidentaly inhalation of DHMO, but the danger of Dihydrogen Monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form can cause severe tissue damage. Symptoms of of DHMO exposure can include excessive sweating and urination, and can possibly to a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting, and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death

Dihydrogen Monoxide

is a major component of acid rain
contributes to the greenhouse effect
may cause severe burns
contributes to the erosion of the landscape
accelerates coruption and rust many metals
may cause electrical failures and decrease effectiveness of brakes
has been found in tumors

large amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been found in almost every stream,lake, and resevoir in america today. But the contamination is global and can even be found in antartic ice. DHMO causes millions of dollars in property damage every year.

despite the danger DHMO is used

as a coolant
in nuclear power plants
in the production of styrofoam
as a fire retardant
in many forms of cruel animal research
the distribution of pesticides ( after washing DHMO remains on produce)
an adictive in certain food products

nuff said

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a scientific name for water

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP!

ROFL, I can't stop laughing.

Good one sir!!!

Meh had this shit in highschool.

This reminds me of a news story (probably on fox) where soda can cause cancer.

dom wrote:it's because of George Bush!

he's right.....

George Bush doesn't like Oxides


its a fact

This was a part of a story a little while back. A kid wanted to see how guilible people were, or to show the recent general 'fear' of people. He handed out this exact writing and a large % of people signed for it to be banned.
Yes, it was America.

I hate bush, im so happy this is his last days in the office, america is gonna have a better future then...

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But as said before, it's quite old.

my chemistry teacher handed out a petition for the class to sign after reading us that exact article. He says if he can 200 signatures he will send it to some college and maybe we will make a difference. I didn't sign it because it sounded like some fruity tree-hugger crap. Did he just own himself and everyone who signed it by falling for a prank? I would laugh my ass off.

FireJammerXR wrote:my chemistry teacher handed out a petition for the class to sign after reading us that exact article. He says if he can 200 signatures he will send it to some college and maybe we will make a difference. I didn't sign it because it sounded like some fruity tree-hugger crap. Did he just own himself and everyone who signed it by falling for a prank? I would laugh my ass off.

Yes, Dihydrogen Monoxide = H20 = Water....if you ask me your chem teacher was in on the prank.

FireJammerXR wrote:my chemistry teacher handed out a petition for the class to sign after reading us that exact article. He says if he can 200 signatures he will send it to some college and maybe we will make a difference. I didn't sign it because it sounded like some fruity tree-hugger crap. Did he just own himself and everyone who signed it by falling for a prank? I would laugh my ass off.

it sounds like he was trying to see who was paying attention in class because

di = 2
hydrogen
mono = 1
oxide = oxygen
H2O


this was interesting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

i felled for it lol. it did sounded dangerous.

Nobody cares here.

Can't you see were trying to destroy each other and corrupt this forum for our own selfish lifeless desires? >.>

On topic i do care but won't answer because when it's a interesting topic that forces teenagers to think...well let's just say that there have been somewhat of an increase in locked topics.

Not you.: )

Im totally gonna own my teacher. Im gonna wait till he drinks from his water bottle, then Im gonna freak out and be like "zomg ur gonna die"

But the text doesn't lie.
All of those facts are true.
BTW I doubt you could fool your chem teacher, unless he's a complete idiot.