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Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:29 pm**

Brad Paisley - Online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

Just goes to show you can't allways trust what people say about them online. ~ Ahem..cough...

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:36 pm**

I don't care for country so I'm not going to listen, but I read the lyrics.

I don't know if I told you or not, but I'm 3' 5". I'm a circus midget with an IQ of 193. I play basketball for the Lakers and I'm the NBA's leading scorer 6 seasons running.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:36 pm**

I have the opposite problem. Online I play an MMO and post dorky comments on a related forum. In real life, I live in LA, etc etc.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:37 pm**

I lol'ed at the part with the old lady talking about the guitar man who COULD SING

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:47 pm**

I <3 Paisley

He puts on one hellacious concert too.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:51 pm**

Belgarath wrote:I don't care for country so I'm not going to listen, but I read the lyrics.

I don't know if I told you or not, but I'm 3' 5". I'm a circus midget with an IQ of 193. I play basketball for the Lakers and I'm the NBA's leading scorer 6 seasons running.

uh so the lyrics is about you ..?

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:52 pm**

Colb wrote:I <3 Paisley

He puts on one hellacious concert too.

My sisters going to his concert in september I think.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:08 pm**

Read it but won't listen. HATE country.

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