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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. George had married a woman from America,
and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an English girl. He boasted that he told
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
aid the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.


God Bless English Women

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ROFL...thats so true :P

Girls here dont take shit from anyone :D
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I lol'd, nice one, Bastet. :P
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xD thats one hilarious story.

And it also informs me not to go to Briton and talk shit to ladies, or they will kick my ass :)
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lol!

n1.

i'm never marrying an english chick.
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Priam wrote:lol!

n1.

i'm never marrying an english chick.


some are cute though
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achmalach wrote:
Priam wrote:lol!

n1.

i'm never marrying an english chick.


some are cute though


i know :)

that's why dating is still allowed :D
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If you want an English Girl... Go for an Essex Girl LOL

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Bastet wrote:If you want an English Girl... Go for an Essex Girl LOL


:roll: ... no go for a Londoner
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satman83 wrote:
Bastet wrote:If you want an English Girl... Go for an Essex Girl LOL


:roll: ... no go for a Londoner


Nah go for Satman he is 7 in one :roll:

Lol funny story

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_Lana_ wrote:
satman83 wrote:
Bastet wrote:If you want an English Girl... Go for an Essex Girl LOL


:roll: ... no go for a Londoner


Nah go for Satman he is 7 in one :roll:

Lol funny story


umm 7 in 1... :? :?
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Funny, made me lol :D
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Good laugh
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