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Smurfette doesn't ****.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?


Just though I'd share that, not sure who wrote it.
It never fails to give me a good laugh though

..... lol.

-____-#

what the....


LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue

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and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<

Snudge wrote:..... lol.

+1

WTF ? <__<

Uh. That's an interesting standpoint on the smurfs. I'd like to meet whoever wrote that and ask him if he can share whatever it is he's smoking.

Only a 13 year old

for your information it was convo between my 16 year old friend and her boyfriend thank you.
lol
IDK why I posted it, just wanted a giggle

If you find this funny i suggest you make an appointment with your local shrink

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I ask for a ban

Fat_Smurf wrote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

I ask for a ban

Smurfism

*sigh*

Smurfs suck.

Fat_Smurf wrote:what the....


LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue

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and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<

LMAO o.O

Reise wrote:Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Reise wrote:Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night

If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?

Reise wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Reise wrote:Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night

If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?

smurfette is a bitch I have blue balls all day

I think smurfs suck mini cock!

Its from Donnie Darko....



i liked that movie.....

XemnasXD wrote:Its from Donnie Darko....



i liked that movie.....

+1

Hmm...only funny cause i just finished watching robot chicken, had a thing with the smurfs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_qtZszMzoI

Had to

I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot

[SD]Rainigul wrote:I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot

like I said I got it from a friend, I didnt google it XD

omg ...

Fat_Smurf wrote:omg ...

Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...

deep.in wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:omg ...

Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...

lol CORNY~!!

Shadowman20818 wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

I ask for a ban

Smurfism

ROFL

lol i never seen a fat smurf in the forums hehe

get off your cpu fatasss smurf (jk)

does this look like you ?

Is he single?