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So i got this from this site: http://www.vicevi.biz/tekstovi/?idx=20, it's on Croatian.

1. If there is only 1 person with you, slap him at the back and pretend that you didn't do it.

2. Press the button and pretend that you got an electric shock.

3. Hold the door open and pretend that you are waiting for a friend. A few seconds later let the door close (pretending that someone got in) and say: "Hey man".

4. Take a camera and make pictures of everyone in the elevator.

5. When the door closes say to everyone: "Don't panic, it will open again."

6. Pretend that you are a steward, explain everyone what to do in a emergency state and in the end wish them a nice trip.

7. Hit with your head of the wall (:banghead:) and say loud: "Shut up, shut up."

8. Make explosion sounds every time someone hits a button.

9. Giggle and then, with an idiotic voice, say to someone: "I got a new pair of socks".

10. Make Formula 1 sounds when someone comes into the elevator.

11. Lean on someone and say to him: "The cops are coming".

12. Quietly say: "I got to go to the toilet, i got to go to the toilet", then breath in and say: "ups".

13. Scream "DING" every time the elevator stops on some floor.

14. Take invisible bugs from yourself and scream: "Aaaa, take them off me."

15. Smell the person next to you, make a mean face and step back.

16. When the elevator starts going up, start jumping and scream: "I said down, down".

17. Giggle a little bit louder for 10 seconds, then stop and look at the rest of the people like they were retarded.

lol i was thinking wtf your only in one for a few secs how boring can it get but this is worth trying haha

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:lol i was thinking wtf your only in one for a few secs how boring can it get but this is worth trying haha

If you're gonna do No. 16 Be careful not to fall through the floor..

ill try 5,7,10,defenetly 12, 13,15,16
anyhow tnx for some interesting ideas can be fun

dono how many/if any of these on ur list. but surely theres atleast 1 new one


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"
27) Claim you are batman and ask if they would like to be your assistant
28) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
29)Get a bunch of friends to fill up an elevator so there is no room, and then tell the people waiting for the elevator to wait for the next one...then stay on the elevator until you return to that floor.

TwelveEleven wrote:

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:lol i was thinking wtf your only in one for a few secs how boring can it get but this is worth trying haha

If you're gonna do No. 16 Be careful not to fall through the floor..

its freaky how well you know me after one xfire convo well it was long wasnt it

lmao, Im lovin this xD

PhoenixRider wrote:lmao, Im lovin this xD

+1
rofl at some of them

When i get out of an elevator and a pack of people are waiting to get in, i slip my hand on the wall as i leave and drag it across all the floors to light them all up. I bet they dont say nice things as the door closes haha.

I sadly say random things like this to people and act like an idiot outside of an elevator though..

http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/elevator.htm

Hundreads

my personal fav is when im on the top floor and its quite day someone gets in as im coming out is to press every button so they stop at like 5 floors and no one gets on

if i was bored in an elevator, i wouldn't be

and even if i was "bored" in an elevator those things are just pointless

grap3s04wr wrote:if i was bored in an elevator, i wouldn't be

and even if i was "bored" in an elevator those things are just pointless

party pooper

no need to bait for flames dude dont like it dont reply to it ok?

haha
I LOL to all of them that was awesome

The only elevator i use is the one in the local shopping center. Which has a ground floor and a topfloor. If you get bored in that you have a VERY short attention span.

Work only has 1 floor and college has an elevator but only physically disabled people and staff(lazy buggers) are allowed to use it. Ironically the doors are too small to fit a wheelchair in...

Anywho, what im trying to say is i wont get bored in an elevator. If i do the ones in the shopping center are glass so theres lots of stuff to look at.






lol, sorry. Still some funny stuff though.

Best thing ever:

Press all the floor buttons so the elevator stops at every floor.

JackB4u3r wrote:2. Press the button and pretend that you got an electric shock.

lol Do it Jurassic Park style and this would actually be really funny.

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

TwelveEleven wrote:

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:lol i was thinking wtf your only in one for a few secs how boring can it get but this is worth trying haha

If you're gonna do No. 16 Be careful not to fall through the floor..

its freaky how well you know me after one xfire convo well it was long wasnt it

I know i'm freaky, I know a lot of people really fast. In real life and out, bad with names though . I'm some sort of special form of person that scans the area and the people/stuff in it. I don't remember exactly what it was, but it had stuff to do with your personality and such. Did a whole test and everything. Pretty cool..

if i am bord i just run up to some one and say some thing really random. like one time there was this lil kid talking to his dad, and the lil kid said to his dad "look i got a lil paper air plain" and i (being sooo bord) ran up to him and said "good for you! you should sell it on ebay for like .50$" yeah... the dad gave me a weird look and the kid looked like he was gonna cry. so i walked away.

If I was on an elevator, I would freak the person out, try to scare him into thinking the elevator is going to fall, I did it once, pure hilarity, I try to act like I know everything about elevators, and I pick at points of the elevator, and go all like

"what the...the presseptor shouldn't be acting up like that, what in the world is wrong with this elevator, its going 1.5 points faster then the safety limit, has this been happening recently, have you noticed this problem before? cause the last time this sort of problem happened the elevator plummeted to the last floor and everyone died in it."

you can tell the other person is scared, and when his stop comes, they always get off the elevator quickly

before I opened this topic the first thing that came up to my head after reading the topic was...Banging the wall!

lol some of these sound pretty fun, probably gonna try a few out when i get back to school. I hate those people that feel the need to ride an elevator to the 2nd level, those will be my first victims

bambskiii wrote:before I opened this topic the first thing that came up to my head after reading the topic was...Banging the wall!

Eww ... normally you bang your HEAD against IT ... not bang it

What to do if you are bored in the elevator...

Play Andrew W.K. of course.
Party, Party, Party!!!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dTT_Zh5zE


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this isn't when your in the elevator but it's still funny to do..

you get aload of toilet rolls and kitchen rolls ,draw different faces on them with a marker (be creative) and place them the elevator as though there using it like we would, press the button for the bottom floor exit the elevator run to the bottom floor and watch peoples reactions as the doors open

half the time people are like "wtf!!!?" and don't even get on it

trigger happy tv has aload of good sketches with elevators there classic

I would write "Retarded Kid" on my forehead before doing all this.

LOL I wanna do # 3, 8, and 10 the most.

Call an elevator to your floor. You see people inside and decide to wait for the next run (not enough space for you and your friends). As the door closes, press the call button again. Door opens again and people inside are like wtf? You give a confused look. Wait for door to begin closing again and repeat 2 more times This actually happened but it was an accident