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<<Guide>>Fifty Tips for Writing Good (Read 1st)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:12 am
by shadowman20875
I've used this a lot for all of my formal writing and adhere to most grammar rules and such for forum and game writing.

I think everyone here can benefit from this, especially the new high school students who need to take the new SATs that requires a written essay.

If you do not know something on here, whether a word or where the mistake is, just ask, you'll only look really stupid. :P

I would recommend you copy and save this as it really helps in college, and probably all your future endeavors.


The ones I like above the others bold in blue. :D

Fifty Rules for Writing Good

1. Each pronoun should agree with their antecedent.

2. Between you and I, pronoun case is important.

3. A writer must be sure to avoid using sexist pronouns in his writing.

4. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

5. Don't be a person whom people realize confuses who and whom.

6. Never use no double negatives.

7. Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. This is something up with which your readers will no put.

8. When writing, participles must not be dangled.

9. Be careful to never, under any circumstances, split infinitives.

10. Hopefully, you won't float your adverbs.

11. A writer must not shift your point of view.

12. Lay down and die before using a transitive verb without an object.

13. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

14. The passive voice should be avoided.

15. About sentence fragments.

16. Don't verb nouns.

17. In letters themes reports and ad copy use commas to separate items in a series.

18. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

19. "Don't overuse 'quotation marks.'"

20. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (if truth be told) superfluous.

21. Contractions won't, don't, and can't help your writing voice.

22. Don't write run-on sentences they are hard to read.

23. Don't forget to use end punctuation

24. Its important to use apostrophe's in the right places.

25. Don't abbrev.

26. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! :!:

27. Resist Unnecessary Capitalization.

28. Avoid mispellings.

29. Check to see if you any words out.

30. One-word sentences? Never.

31. Avoid annoying, affected, and awkward alliteration, always.

32. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

33. The bottom line is to bad trendy locutions that sound flaky.

34. By observing the distinctions between adjectives and adverbs, you will treat your readers real good.

35. Parallel structure will help you in writing more effective sentences and to express yourself more gracefully.

36. In my own personal opinion at this point of time, I think that authors, when they are writing, should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that they don't really need.

37. Foreign words and phrases are the reader's bete noire and are not apropos.

38. Who needs rhetorical questions?

39. Always go in search for the correct idiom.

40. Do not cast statements in the negative form.


41. And don't start sentences with conjunctions.

42. Avoid mixed metaphors. They will kindle a flood of confusion in your readers.

43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

44. Analogies in writing are like feathers on snakes.

45. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

46. Be more or less specific.

47. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, exaggeration is a billion times worse that understatement, which is always best.

48. Never use a big word when you can utilize a diminutive word.

49. Profanity sucks.

50. Last but not least, even if you have to bend over backward, avoid clichés like the plague.



Read; Learn; Love; Apply.

~Shadow

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:15 am
by MastaChiefX
43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:15 am
by Blackchocob0
For writing well.

LOL.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:16 am
by MastaChiefX
Blackchocob0 wrote:For writing well.

LOL.


Lol I noticed that as well, but I'm not a grammer nerd, and I cant spell to save my life, so I was just like w/e.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:19 am
by ghostkilla43
isnt is for writing well??

eh w.e

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:20 am
by shadowman20875
MastaChiefX wrote:43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

1) Fixed
2) Writing well, no duh, did you even read before replying? If you did, you missed the HUGE point.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:20 am
by ghostkilla43
shadowman20875 wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

1) Fixed
2) Writing well, no duh, did you even read before replying? If you did, you missed the HUGE point.


nope i did not lol

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:21 am
by Ell
Lol at the title. Ah I just actually read it nvm >>

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:25 am
by MastaChiefX
ghostkilla43 wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

1) Fixed
2) Writing well, no duh, did you even read before replying? If you did, you missed the HUGE point.


nope i did not lol


Yea, he purposefully made the mistakes. To prove a point.
I agree with almost all of them.
However, in relation to #36, the ability to eloquently write a sentence when it must be slightly longer than it needs to be, is an excellent skill that is critically important to writing essays in H.S.
:P

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:25 am
by Ell
42. Avoid mixed metaphors. They will kindle a flood of confusion in your readers.

Haha my fav.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:26 am
by Blackchocob0
shadowman20875 wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

1) Fixed
2) Writing well, no duh, did you even read before replying? If you did, you missed the HUGE point.


I read a few...I stopped after noticing many many typo's and grammar mistakes throughout the tips though. :P

Never saw a reason for you to incorrectly use good instead of well. :?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:27 am
by shadowman20875
Blackchocob0 wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:43. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you now."


Makes no sence.

1) Fixed
2) Writing well, no duh, did you even read before replying? If you did, you missed the HUGE point.


I read a few...I stopped after noticing many many typo's and grammar mistakes throughout the tips though. :P

Never saw a reason for you to incorrectly use good instead of well. :?

Wow, I can't believe I actually have to explain this. Each of the tips has the mistake it is addressing, get it now?

Yay @ Mastercheif, he got it, and others...

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:29 am
by Blackchocob0
I see.

Why you gettin upset about it? Lol calm down bud.

On a side note, I had older friends pay me to write their essays in HS.

I am a talented writer.

I am not, however, very modest. :P

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:29 am
by cin
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:31 am
by MastaChiefX
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:31 am
by shadowman20875
Blackchocob0 wrote:I see.

Why you gettin upset about it? Lol calm down bud.

On a side note, I had older friends pay me to write their essays in HS.

I am a talented writer.

I am not, however, very modest. :P

I'm not upset, I just thought you'd get it, my apologies.

@cin
Yes, if you want to take the time to type out laughing out loud, then I would actually think you went through that trouble to tell everyone how funny you thought it was.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:31 am
by cin
MastaChiefX wrote:
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P


lol in dutch means fun 8)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:33 am
by Ell
Cin your cat would look lol to play with.

Re: <<Guide>>Fifty Tips for Writing Good (Read 1

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:34 am
by FBIRem
shadowman20875 wrote:37. Foreign words and phrases are the reader's bete noire and are not apropos.


The above is definitely my favorite. I'm a pretty big grammar nerd so I have a lingering romance with jokes like these.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:35 am
by Hostage
cin wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P


lol in dutch means fun 8)


isnt that lawl , if so i never knew it was a real word the game i used to play i had a couple of dutch guys on Vent and they woudl always end there sentences with lawl it always pissed my off cus i thought there where pronouncing "lol"

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:38 am
by Crumpets
Hostage wrote:
cin wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P


lol in dutch means fun 8)


isnt that lawl , if so i never knew it was a real word the game i used to play i had a couple of dutch guys on Vent and they woudl always end there sentences with lawl it always pissed my off cus i thought there where pronouncing "lol"



Nah lol is really a dutch word. Means to have fun .. so not EXACTLY laughing out loud. But hey internet is a funny place.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:40 am
by cin
Hostage wrote:
cin wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P


lol in dutch means fun 8)


isnt that lawl , if so i never knew it was a real word the game i used to play i had a couple of dutch guys on Vent and they woudl always end there sentences with lawl it always pissed my off cus i thought there where pronouncing "lol"

uhh.. they meant to pronounce "lol". nobody sais the dutch word "lol" anymore.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:44 am
by Hostage
cin wrote:
Hostage wrote:
cin wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:
cin wrote:
30. One-word sentences? Never.


things like "lol" is actually 3 words. so writing lol would be wrong, but
writing "laughing out loud" in every topic would be ok? o.O

lol is not a word cin.
Lol you cant write lol in an essay. Your teacher will be like wtf?
:P


lol in dutch means fun 8)


isnt that lawl , if so i never knew it was a real word the game i used to play i had a couple of dutch guys on Vent and they woudl always end there sentences with lawl it always pissed my off cus i thought there where pronouncing "lol"

uhh.. they meant to pronounce "lol". nobody sais the dutch word "lol" anymore.


i dont know why thats the biggest piss off lol any way on topic i like number 36 made me laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:53 am
by shadowman20875
How would you pronounce lol in dutch?

Preferably you could use a english pronunciation guide.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:25 am
by lexies2
And maybe you should take your own advice, and should have said, "fifty tips for writing well" not good. :P :)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:34 am
by Blackchocob0
Lol I already got yelled at for saying that Lexies. He was being funny. :P

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:37 am
by cin
shadowman20875 wrote:How would you pronounce lol in dutch?

Preferably you could use a english pronunciation guide.


L U L

:)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:07 am
by Reise
29. Check to see if you any words out.

30. One-word sentences? Never.


Wow.

That made me laugh quite a bit.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:31 am
by Vibrator
your titke beeds a kittke editing dont you mean 50 tips on better wrinting

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:26 am
by lexies2
Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I already got yelled at for saying that Lexies. He was being funny. :P
oh,lol. :)