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Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:24 pm
by shadowman20875
I don't like Harry Potter because of the atom thin plot. However, after being forced by a really good friend to read the first couple books my enthusiasm for it has not changed. :banghead: Anyways, since I don't enjoy why should you all? So here is the alleged ending (By some hacker, it is all over the news) to the last Harry Potter book for those of you who are curious but don't want to read through all the crap, like me.












Spoilers Ahead














And here it is:
Written in white, mouse highlight it to read, in case some of you need the suspense.

From: go harry <goharrygo_at_linuxmail.org>
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:23:45 +0800
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* Harry Potter 0day
*
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Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.
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Yes, we did it.
We did it by following the precious words of the great Pope Benedict XVI when he still was Cardinal Josepth Ratzinger.
He explained why Harry Potter bring the youngs of our earth to Neo Paganism faith.
So we make this spoiler to make reading of the upcoming book useless and boring.
The attack strategy was the easiest one.
The usual milw0rm downloaded exploit delivered by email/click-on-the-link/open-browser/click-on-this-animated-icon/back-connect to some employee of Bloomsbury Publishing, the company that's behind the Harry crap.
It's amazing to see how much people inside the company have copies and drafts of this book.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Who kill curiosity?
To protect you and your families
God bless you
Gabriel
Free spot - Fight terrorism: http://www.challenging-islam.org/articl ... uslims.htm







P.S. This IS legal, I checked... well once.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:28 pm
by StuckUP
omg Hermione....I can't read on

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:33 pm
by ghostkilla43
niiice thank you :love:

i got like half way on the latest book then quit lol

thank you for making me not read and learning something :love:

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:36 pm
by StuckUP
sobs at the death of hermione

Re: Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:38 pm
by BlackFox
shadowman20875 wrote:I don't like Harry Potter

really is not nice what you did even if I dont read it, but why the hell you want Spoil to other even if is white over the text..

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:39 pm
by lexies2
StuckUP wrote:sobs at the death of hermione
+99999999999999999999999999


WHY!!! HERMIONE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T IT BE RON OR MALFOY INSTEAD T_T

Re: Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:40 pm
by Locketart
BlackFox wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:I don't like Harry Potter

really is not nice what you did even if I dont read it, but why the hell you want Spoil to other even if is white over the text..


He gives a warning before showed the spoilers so I don't see what your problem is.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:40 pm
by Sharp324
It was their choice to read

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:43 pm
by Draquish
I shall spread the word.


:twisted:

Re: Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:45 pm
by BlackFox
Locketart wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:I don't like Harry Potter

really is not nice what you did even if I dont read it, but why the hell you want Spoil to other even if is white over the text..


He gives a warning before showed the spoilers so I don't see what your problem is.

uh , you dont believe they can be curious and read it anyway even if they dont want to know , Anyway is not nice...And is not problem for me but perhaps for you...

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:45 pm
by ghostkilla43
[SD]draquish wrote:I shall spread the word.


:twisted:


+1
i already starting myspace ftw lol

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:45 pm
by Draquish
ghostkilla43 wrote:
[SD]draquish wrote:I shall spread the word.


:twisted:


+1
i already starting myspace ftw lol


Lol, way ahead of yeh :P

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:47 pm
by Locketart
Lol Blackfox you're the only one with the problem and you don't even read the books. So um if no one else cares why do you? Keeping in mind that you don't read Harry Potter so it spoiled nothing for you. And you seem to be the ONLY one complaining so far. lol

Re: Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:47 pm
by shadowman20875
BlackFox wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:I don't like Harry Potter

really is not nice what you did even if I dont read it, but why the hell you want Spoil to other even if is white over the text..

I gave them two ways to quit, one to just not read on after the 'Spoiler Ahead', and the second I wrote it in white. (Sorry apple users who inverse)

They can choose not to read it, just like they can choose not to read the entire Harry Potter series.

My intent was not malicious, but magnanimous. I actually wanted to find out what happens, and I though others would to.

P.S. This is a good spot to say I have NO idea if this is true, however this hacker is all over the news networks so I guess there is some force behind this. If I find out if this is fake, or real for that matter, I will edit my first post.

Re: Harry Potter Spoiler

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:56 pm
by BlackFox
shadowman20875 wrote:I gave them two ways to quit, one to just not read on after the 'Spoiler Ahead', and the second I wrote it in white. (Sorry apple users who inverse)

They can choose not to read it, just like they can choose not to read the entire Harry Potter series.

My intent was not malicious, but magnanimous. I actually wanted to find out what happens, and I though others would to.

P.S This is a good spot to say I have NO idea if this is true, however this hacker is all over the news networks so I guess there is some force behind this. If I find out if this is fake, or real for that matter, I will edit my first post.
we well see if is fake or not hmmm

@ Locketart . I dont complaine I only say it :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 am
by StuckUP
and who the hell is Gabrielle is that Fleur's sister or someting

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:27 am
by XemnasXD
AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH i didn't read it but the comments...wait a minute the internets full of lies...i feel better now

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:30 am
by shadowman20875
XemnasXD wrote:AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH i didn't read it but the comments...wait a minute the internets full of lies...i feel better now

Yeah, I know, I only posted this because I saw it featured on CNN, FoxNews, NBC, and other news networks so I decided to go dig it up, even then it can be fake.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:38 am
by XemnasXD
shadowman20875 wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH i didn't read it but the comments...wait a minute the internets full of lies...i feel better now

Yeah, I know, I only posted this because I saw it featured on CNN, FoxNews, NBC, and other news networks so I decided to go dig it up, even then it can be fake.


psssh....FOX news will show anything....but those other guys are pretty credible....but its probably fake right?....right............... :(

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:44 am
by Skitsefrenik
Lies. Everybody knows Hermione dies when Harry anal probes him with his broom.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:47 am
by MastaChiefX
Skitsefrenik wrote:Lies. Everybody knows Hermione dies when Harry anal probes him with his broom.


I rofled.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:49 am
by StuckUP
psssh....FOX news will show anything....but those other guys are pretty credible....but its probably fake right?....right...............


I hope it is.....Hermione can't dieeee!!!!!!! :(

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:33 am
by IguanaRampage
I didnt look at it, but chances are its fake. I read about it, and it seems to greatly contradict with past evidence in other books. Anyway I didn't read the spoiler, though I gather Hermione died. Lol.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:37 am
by †erminal
Good.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:37 am
by Locketart
I only watch fox news as purely entertainment.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:54 am
by fena
Skitsefrenik wrote:Lies. Everybody knows Hermione dies when Harry anal probes him with his broom.


LOL. Him?
I read it. Good riddance, Hermione, you're such a whiny Muggle bitch. Although you're pretty damn fine in those movies, lmao.

(JP about the bitch part to you girls out there :P)

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:59 am
by Skitsefrenik
FenaCorp wrote:
Skitsefrenik wrote:Lies. Everybody knows Hermione dies when Harry anal probes him with his broom.


LOL. Him?
I read it. Good riddance, Hermione, you're such a whiny Muggle bitch. Although you're pretty damn fine in those movies, lmao.

(JP about the bitch part to you girls out there :P)


Ok, so I don't know any about Harry Potter. At least I didn't spoil it for little kids >.>

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:32 am
by MrJoey
****.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:34 am
by Zypher
MrJoey wrote:****.

lol.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:35 am
by MrJoey
Damn forum filter. =.=