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Things My Friends Text Me O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:43 am
by Sefris
I'll go on and start a thread about the some of the random texts I seem to get from my friends.

Yes you all have to suffer with me cuz you know you want to.

Starting off is a simple two worder
Wax laser
Yup...that's wonderful thank you for sharing O.o

Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:44 am
by Sefris
Time for round two ^.^

Chug
yup...
Negative toast icecream bars
takes the taste right out of ya? O.o
Retro goldfish beltbuckle platform shoes
is that even a style?
pirate flavored dragon burgers
tasty and very crispy I've heard.
You sir, r panda
yay go me?...

Okay now a conversation we had:

He wrote:I will never run

I wrote:then walk

He wrote:Nay, i shall fall sideways

I wrote:and roll?

He wrote:Nay, i shall not land


okay...O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:45 am
by Zypher
text back with "pineapple"

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:45 am
by lexies2
Awkward..... :?

lol, at zypher

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:46 am
by Sefris
Zypher wrote:text back with "pineapple"
done :D

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:04 am
by timtam
ima panda too

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:08 pm
by skulldiver
you're not, your a charizard
oh i pawn you

coz
godzilla > charizard
8)

Re: Things My Friends Text Me O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:38 pm
by LuV3r8o1
Sefris wrote:Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o


One word...ZOMGBBQAWESOMEHAX!

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:43 pm
by PsYch008
my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:51 pm
by taintofsleep
PsYch008 wrote:my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:


and true.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:15 pm
by Orilana
Lol, such random friends :P

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:07 pm
by PsYch008
taintofsleep wrote:
PsYch008 wrote:my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:


and true.


lol, i got a whole crew of haters dont i? whatever, ya'll just wanna be me. :!:


but yea, the text was from my best friend, and it was a joke.

and im not a cocksucker, im a dickhead, big difference.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:15 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Lol the randomest thing ive been text was

"You fat lard choomba dead walrus fooker"

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:28 pm
by Cyndaine
um...wow. u have strange friends. most irregular msg i've ever gotten was hzgg, and that was an abbreviation for some show lol.

Re: Things My Friends Text Me O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:57 pm
by Sefris
LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Sefris wrote:Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o


One word...ZOMGBBQAWESOMEHAX!
Heard it's +7 too ;)

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:56 pm
by Sefris
Time for round 3:

He wrote:I nearly went blind in one of my eyes tonight

He wrote:a cat attacked me

He wrote:I decided to wear my mothers boyfriends cat as a hat but the cat didnt like that so he scratched my face, if i didnt close my eye when i did he would of

He wrote:destroyed it
...I can only imagine what it would have done to him if he wanted a fur coat instead of just a hat O.o

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:00 pm
by EvilDiablo
wow, and i thought taht i got'd random shit from my friends lol

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:04 am
by ghostkilla43
my girlfreind sent me a text saying-happy fathersday :shock: :shock:

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:30 am
by Itonami
ghostkilla43 wrote:my girlfreind sent me a text saying-happy fathersday :shock: :shock:



Ahaha.
Niiice



Most random text I've gotten was from my brother

"the polardactylsaurs are gonna eat you at the speed of ten batmans"

..k.. weirdo.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:31 am
by ghostkilla43
lol^

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:21 pm
by Vibrator
me strangest text



'Watch out the monkey killer power rangers'

probly me little bro -_- i was sorta scared cause i was outide at night time -_- lol

i started runing home.... lol...

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:57 pm
by Sefris
Round 4 is pretty short:

Female outlays

what about them? lol
sSemnodnar

Salamander? O.o

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:09 am
by Sefris
Here we go again:

He wrote:Pine scented anal beads
um eww?
He wrote:Acid pants
sounds painful >.<
He wrote:Only he youre not ass flag rubber man
okay first of all only he what? I swear don't start in the middle of a conversation! Second of all that flag sounds painful too >.<
He wrote:Tomorrows next wednesday
F--- does that mean?!