Dont bother-just blowing off steam!

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:13 am

Okay this is just a long story bout how i wanna kill my niece!

So i was forced into babysitting my sisters 10yr old daughter while she had her bachelorette party. THIS CHILD HATES ME, and they know it. But i "was the only one". So i was told just have everything planned out and keep her occupied and she will be ok. So i did i picked her up and we played her favorite card game and went swimming, after that i sat her down and said your attitude the rest of the night will determine if we go swimming tonight. then i took her out to the local pizza buffet and told her we have no food at our house so eat here cuz you wont eat till breakfast. I then gave her a few $ for the arcade, she said thanx and was a good kid for a lil while. we got home and we just kind of sat around for 30min or so. Then she threw a ball at my pc screen and i said to put it down and she didnt so i brought up the swimming later thing and she put it down then kicked it across the room, so i said we are not going swimmin. then she whined but continued to watch tv for about 1.5 hours. Then she said im hungry!!!! i said we have no food and i told u to eat at Cici's(pizza place) she whined and watched more tv. After she thought i wasnt looking she went to our cupbards and four a box of rice crispies that are at least 2 months old and its just the last bit of the box and i tell her no so she procedes to grab a bowl. i tell her its almost 10 you need to go to bed. She ignores me so i walk over to her and put the box back in the cupbard and she start yelling( i live in an appt so this rlly pisses me off) at the top of her lungs that she will die of starvation. i then stand in front of the fridge and seeing that she cannot get ne milk(of wich we dont have) so she punches me!!! in the stomache, i then grab the bowl of dry cereal and it goes EVERYWHERE! and there is some colorful language then she runs to her cell phone and calls her mom then her mom(my sis) asks to talk to me and is like can you just find her some food?? im like no and hang up! by now im shaking in rage! and she starts crying to her mom and then everyone at the bachelorette party starts calling me and bitching cuz im being mean to the *angel*!!!So i call my mom and tell her i want the kid the F*** out of my house. and ya my mom just tells her to go to the other room and sleep and GUESS WHAT! she listens WTF?????how does that work!?!

ya thats the jist of my story dont coment on spelling cuz im still shaking!!!!

and to make this not spam...how do you handle young ones when they have taken you last nerve strached it out as far as it would go then tied it into a nice baloon giraffe just to hit with an atomic bomb?

HyorunmarouZ · Post by **HyorunmarouZ** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:20 am

Return the punches :twisted:

Oh well... my little cousins are some of that sort... find something they really like and let them do it...

They calm down with some videogame... i just set the gamecube on and they turn into zombies...

Too bad i haven't my GC anymore, but too good they haven't showed up here hehe

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:21 am

I'd have..
Is it considered child abuse if you're underage as well?

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:22 am

HyorunmarouZ wrote:Return the punches

Oh well... my little cousins are some of that sort... find something they really like and let them do it...

They calm down with some videogame... i just set the gamecube on and they turn into zombies...

Too bad i haven't my GC anymore, but too good they haven't showed up here hehe

considered it but i didnt wanna get raped in jail....plus she is a girl and 10 so i wouldnt gain much dignity.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:28 am

jeez how old are you guy.....haven't mastered the death ray stare...its sure to petrify any child under the age of 18 into obedience....or you could just use this recently discovered method...its what i do when my half-brotherling get sout of control

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJYQnf2KJ4c

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:32 am

oh trust me i was so close to punching her in DA FACE! my hand was ready to fly but then decided murdering a 10yr old isnt worth it

MasterKojito · Post by **MasterKojito** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:42 am

exality wrote:oh trust me i was so close to punching her in DA FACE! my hand was ready to fly but then decided murdering a 10yr old isnt worth it

+1

Thats really funny!

rek · Post by **rek** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:02 am

dam..i hate people like that, my mum used to babysit this girl, right, all she did when she was here was run around the house screamming her head off, when she had to eat i had to fix something for her and if she didnt get what she wanted she start crying and then running to my mum saying i hit, dam she was a bitch.

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:16 am

Little girls piss the shit out of me.

You don't live in Kansas, do you? 'Cause I live pretty close to a Cici's Pizza, and I figured it was just a local place.

When I was smaller, I'd beat the shit out of my older sister 'cause she pissed me off, and that worked pretty well.
But then my parents were always like "Don't hit girls. Stop beating her up. Don't hurt her".
I finally stopped, and like 6 months later she started to be such a bitch to me. Now, 7 years later I'm thinking of kicking the shit out of her one more time to teach her who's boss.

Anyways, little kids shouldn't be treated well, especially if they're girls.
I'm serious too, ALL little girls I've ever seen think that nobody can touch them, so what you've gotta do is grab 'em by the arms and lift 'em up, turn 'em around so you're holding them by the legs, and the pretend to drop them, but stop them right before their head hits the ground.
Keep doing this until they're nice and quite, then lock them in a room with nothing interesting in it for an hour or until they're crying too much that you can't stand it.
Then they'll listen to whatever you say.

I did this twice in my life to relatives, worked

I am not a woman beater btw, it's just my strategy, lol.

[EDIT:] I see that you're older and you don't wanna get thrown in jail... So skip the picking-up-by-the-feet part and just lock her in a closet.
Seriously, if little kids can't do something they want to for 10 minutes then they'll do whatever you want them to because they're scared you'll lock 'em up again.

Oldschool tactics ftw.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:18 am

Rainigul wrote:Little girls piss the shit out of me.

You don't live in Kansas, do you? 'Cause I live pretty close to a Cici's Pizza, and I figured it was just a local place.

When I was smaller, I'd beat the shit out of my older sister 'cause she pissed me off, and that worked pretty well.
But then my parents were always like "Don't hit girls. Stop beating her up. Don't hurt her".
I finally stopped, and like 6 months later she started to be such a bitch to me. Now, 7 years later I'm thinking of kicking the shit out of her one more time to teach her who's boss.

Anyways, little kids shouldn't be treated well, especially if they're girls.
I'm serious too, ALL little girls I've ever seen think that nobody can touch them, so what you've gotta do is grab 'em by the arms and lift 'em up, turn 'em around so you're holding them by the legs, and the pretend to drop them, but stop them right before their head hits the ground.
Keep doing this until they're nice and quite, then lock them in a room with nothing interesting in it for an hour or until they're crying too much that you can't stand it.
Then they'll listen to whatever you say.

I did this twice in my life to relatives, worked

I am not a woman beater btw, it's just my strategy, lol.

i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:20 am

exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:23 am

Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:29 am

exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:31 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

wow i used to go there all the time!!! i remember it was like a road trip...lol like a half hour isnt it???( i was young ok)

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:38 am

exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

wow i used to go there all the time!!! i remember it was like a road trip...lol like a half hour isnt it???( i was young ok)

I go on road trips to Romania to visit the Vampires, it's only like 29 minutes, so if it takes you 30 mins to get to lawrence you're a noob.

Yes, that was very random, but I didn't have anything else to say

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:38 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

wow i used to go there all the time!!! i remember it was like a road trip...lol like a half hour isnt it???( i was young ok)

I go on road trips to Romania to visit the Vampires, it's only like 29 minutes, so if it takes you 30 mins to get to lawrence you're a noob.

Yes, that was very random, but I didn't have anything else to say

lol do you even know where ottawa is?

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:55 am

exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

wow i used to go there all the time!!! i remember it was like a road trip...lol like a half hour isnt it???( i was young ok)

I go on road trips to Romania to visit the Vampires, it's only like 29 minutes, so if it takes you 30 mins to get to lawrence you're a noob.

Yes, that was very random, but I didn't have anything else to say

lol do you even know where ottawa is?

Not really.
I just know where buddies houses are, that's about it.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:09 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:
Rainigul wrote:
exality wrote:i used to live in ottawa kansas for like 7 years. and i guess it is a chain!

Lol.

Ahh well, it's a great place huh? Like 3 bucks for 100 pounds of food.

ya and there cinimon rolls!!!!!!!!ohh there the best...so what part of ks u from??

Lol yeah, I originally wrote "cinnamon rolls are the best!" But then I thought I'd sound like a fatty, lol.
I'm from Lawrence, the only blue county in ks... Or was it the only red county? Something like that.

wow i used to go there all the time!!! i remember it was like a road trip...lol like a half hour isnt it???( i was young ok)

I go on road trips to Romania to visit the Vampires, it's only like 29 minutes, so if it takes you 30 mins to get to lawrence you're a noob.

Yes, that was very random, but I didn't have anything else to say

lol do you even know where ottawa is?

Not really.
I just know where buddies houses are, that's about it.

well its a half an hour or so south of lawrence! ya that town rocked! but mi off to bed so we can continue our geography lesson tomorow!

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:02 pm

Luckly when i baby sat, my baby cousins were still small enough to fit in their play pen thing

RuYi · Post by **RuYi** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:18 pm

Rofl I feel bad for you!

I don't babysit much, but when I do the kids are always really young. Not really terrible children either, a boy and his younger sister. Their father left the family a year ago, so it's hard for them to see the mother leave, but after a while they're fine.

Bedtime is difficult though, but lately I say: "Hey shall we just go to our beds and take a little nap? Then after those 5 minutes we can go watch tv again!"

But they are asleep within 4 minutes, he he he.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:49 pm

ROFL!

Kids.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:12 pm

[SD]Rainigul wrote:Little girls piss the shit out of me.

You don't live in Kansas, do you? 'Cause I live pretty close to a Cici's Pizza, and I figured it was just a local place.

When I was smaller, I'd beat the shit out of my older sister 'cause she pissed me off, and that worked pretty well.
But then my parents were always like "Don't hit girls. Stop beating her up. Don't hurt her".
I finally stopped, and like 6 months later she started to be such a bitch to me. Now, 7 years later I'm thinking of kicking the shit out of her one more time to teach her who's boss.

Anyways, little kids shouldn't be treated well, especially if they're girls.
I'm serious too, ALL little girls I've ever seen think that nobody can touch them, so what you've gotta do is grab 'em by the arms and lift 'em up, turn 'em around so you're holding them by the legs, and the pretend to drop them, but stop them right before their head hits the ground.
Keep doing this until they're nice and quite, then lock them in a room with nothing interesting in it for an hour or until they're crying too much that you can't stand it.
Then they'll listen to whatever you say.

I did this twice in my life to relatives, worked

I am not a woman beater btw, it's just my strategy, lol.

[EDIT:] I see that you're older and you don't wanna get thrown in jail... So skip the picking-up-by-the-feet part and just lock her in a closet.
Seriously, if little kids can't do something they want to for 10 minutes then they'll do whatever you want them to because they're scared you'll lock 'em up again.

Oldschool tactics ftw.

First never hit a girl And Serious nobody .And do not lock kids in the closet even if working ; Can be bad for the kid later on. hes/her room is ok but not in the entire day...
And (teach her who's boss) uh hehehehehe ...no way no one can be a boss over somebody ,not how you want it...

cin · Post by **cin** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:17 pm

BlackFox wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:blahblah
First never hit a girl And Serious nobody .And do not lock kids in the closet even if working ; Can be bad for the kid later on. hes/her room is ok but not in the entire day...
And (teach her who's boss) hehehehehe ...no way

"er steht unter der pantoffel"