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Noooooooo!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:49 pm
by Skitsefrenik
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:59 pm
by Crumpets
Yeah, why not all drive while banned. Then get arrested .. go to jail and cry all night. Only have to do .. what 2 days in jail?
Bastards.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/mediaFile/0,,2003453790,00.PDF
[ It opens a PDF file in your browser. It's safe don't worry .. maybe a little slow but I found it hilarious to read. ]
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:03 pm
by Anh_Hung_Rom
Facking absolutely bullshit.
On the other hand here's a Hilton joke for you (I heard on the MTV movie award rerun last night):
So Paris Hilton was going to jail. You know she's a celebrity and all so they try to make it easy and as comfortable for her as possible. Yeah it's true. First they reduced her sentence from 45 days to 23 days. Then the judge ordered the guards to paint all cell bars at her cell block to look like penises.
I know. That's is so WRONG!
She's so gonna break her teeth on those.
Paris' reaction to the joke was priceless!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:12 pm
by Priam
Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:Facking absolutely bullshit.
On the other hand here's a Hilton joke for you (I heard on the MTV movie award rerun last night):
So Paris Hilton was going to jail. You know she's a celebrity and all so they try to make it easy and as comfortable for her as possible. Yeah it's true. First they reduced her sentence from 45 days to 23 days. Then the judge ordered the guards to paint all cell bars at her cell block to look like penises.
I know. That's is so WRONG!
She's so gonna break her teeth on those.
Paris' reaction to the joke was priceless!
I know!!
she was damn mad, looked so pissed.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:29 pm
by Anh_Hung_Rom
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:14 pm
by Anh_Hung_Rom
Update:
YEEEEEEEEEEESS
She's been ordered back in jail by the same judge. More on this story when AP got their news print.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_ ... 6SKB2s0NUE
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:24 pm
by Snudge
The stupid idiot.
News Article wrote:Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents who were seated behind her in the courtroom and mouthed the words, "I love you."
As if she's gonna DIE THERE! I hope she does actually. >.> Or gets some anughty disease at the last day.
She's a normal person like all of us, and should go to jail like us as well.
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:22 am
by Priam
she only has to do three weeks, oh plz.
Acting all though before, and being such a pssy now.
