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MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it below.


The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names..
So:-

1.. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Funky Fricken Biscuits.

Sloopy Chicken Dunkin.

zypher's name is so much cooler

Boobie Dippin Doodle

Dinky Dippinhonker.........


Why does Zypher has such a leet name and I don't?!

Boobie Gizzer Butt.

Kinda focused on body parts.

Sloopy Farklejuice

snickle batty brains
Mine sucks!! CHANGE THE NAMES AROUND!

sleezy gizzardlips

Boobie Dippintush... kinky

Snooty FeatherBrains lol

Crusty Chuckle Tush

I hoped for Crusty The Clown

did you get this from the Captain Underpants series?

-Farcus Picklehump

Goober Battyface

FireJammerXR wrote:did you get this from the Captain Underpants series?

-Farcus Picklehump

Yep

~Snickle Wafflelips

boobie chickendoodle

Can one say lame?

dipsy pottydoodle

Lol I just had a funny but nasty thought that I won't ever be able to get out of my head about your name Orilana. Don't say it all the time or I'll laugh at you every post you make.

sloopy wafflebutt

tootsie dippin butt

Funky Farklebreath....lol

"It's like whoa dude you have some Funky Farklebreath here take some gum"

p = stinky pottypan ts
(may b in 50 years )

Dipsy Dippinchunks

tootsie frickinsprinkles

lol

.....

Sloopy Gizzardbutt

Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I just had a funny but nasty thought that I won't ever be able to get out of my head about your name Orilana. Don't say it all the time or I'll laugh at you every post you make.

~Snickle Wafflelips

Sloopy Farkle Dunkin

Orilana wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I just had a funny but nasty thought that I won't ever be able to get out of my head about your name Orilana. Don't say it all the time or I'll laugh at you every post you make.

~Snickle Wafflelips

Share the nasty thought with the rest of the world

Cheesey Rhino Lips

Wewt.