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Norris vs Bauer
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:45 pm
by Skitsefrenik
I say the man from 24 will kill the man from Texas.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:49 pm
by takolin
I vote Frans Bauwer (sp?)
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:05 pm
by mrshaaa
bauer owns!!!!
love 24
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:11 pm
by woutR
I don't think Jack can beat this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CivNQagpqkM
When Chuck Norris does Push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
There are no steroids on Baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German figher plane with his finger by calling 'Bang!'.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris' body on Mount Rushmore, but the stones weren't hard enough to resemble his muscle!
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:14 pm
by San
you know how people piss in the snow and write their name?
chuck norris pisses in concrete and writes his name
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:52 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Neither.
Sabastien

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:18 pm
by ThatOneMan3424
Jacks the man
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:21 pm
by satman83
ThatOneMan3424 wrote:Jacks the man
nobody can beat the man bower
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:21 pm
by Fat_Smurf
wow juste WOW

you dare comparing a random dude to chuck norris?
I hope he'll come to your house and roundhouse kick you!!!
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:25 pm
by ThatOneMan3424
Did u see what Jack did to Fiad (the terrorist dude) and his gang of people single handed in that ware house....
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:48 pm
by avanti42
JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK!!!!! GO JACK!!!!! hahah the bible was originally called chuck norris and his friends
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:25 am
by LuV3r8o1
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:00 am
by XemnasXD
Gun>fist with a positive moral message
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:01 am
by Avalanche
XemnasXD wrote:Gun>fist with a positive moral message
Chuck Norris can stop bullets.
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:21 am
by XemnasXD
he can talk the bullet down with calming mild mannered voice of justice....grrr
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:51 pm
by Zypher
Lance Bass > all
imo
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:56 pm
by Itonami
My last name is Norris.
So therefore.. Chuck Norris is my vote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xAjI6HXik
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:02 pm
by Zypher