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I'm invading Europe! Who will give me a couch to sleep on for a night, in exchange for me being a borderline funny pain in the ass, and very possibly baking a cake or cooking dinner?

Google Maps gets more awesome daily, I share with you my very vague travel plans:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8& ... f7dd&msa=0

The date is also vague, but depending on a few things I'll probably be getting on a plane either this Saturday or the following Wednesday, arriving the next morning, and departing around 2 weeks later.

If any are so cowardly as to refuse me their couch, or so poor as to not have a couch, show me something cool anyway. Something cool could be anything from a landmark to the hot girl coworker you stalk in your spare time to a beer and some talk. If you're not on my Very Vague travel plan map, but you're in the area and you want to hang out and/or surrender your couch to me, let me know, particularly if you're in England or Sweden because then I will check to see if I can save money at an airport closer to you. I like to save money. [Insert Jew joke]

I also found a flight for $50 less leaving from NYC instead of Boston, so I might hop on a chinatown bus and do that. Who's in NYC and wants to run around central park like an idiot with me for an afternoon? Great success!

go to google.com

click on maps

click on get direction

put in new york to london

read #23 on the direction results.

u should try that instead, planes are for noobs.

If you're a girl, hide yourself as well!

Hey man, have fun. If my home is on your path, you could crash with me any time.

Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:If you're a girl, hide yourself as well!

Hey man, have fun. If my home is on your path, you could crash with me any time.

and wake up with a sore anus to boot

Enters Satman - speaking from experience since 1995.

I got you sore satman? I tried to be gentle. Sowwie...

Im 50 miles from London...

You have wife, daughter, couch for Bake?

Sorry don't have all 3
I don't have a wife, coz im female. Don't have a daughter coz i'm to young and the couch is kinda taken

He will just have you then

Is all good

Just don't take a Scottish wife... Medieval 2 pre-battle speech is so true! D:



Also, yeah, Google maps is ftw... direction 26 go! (Had to tinyurl the link, was like 100 characters long originally. o.o)

http://tinyurl.com/2g3ltt

I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

idk if you will find much couches in holland but in the province i live in the ppl are kind, but you don't travel through Limburg ic

It looks like you pass Belgium.
I could lend you a couch but dates are the most probable issues.

Looks like I am on Bake's visiting list. Be jealous you all!

imma lock my door -.-

Bastet wrote:I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

ahh cool i been there...i live in Southall, London

im swedish where in sweden are you going? any special plans?

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

ahh cool i been there...i live in Southall, London

Oh NO...... Im gonna move far far away

lol look whos talking...Essex

LOL whats wrong with Essex, and don't say Essex girl

http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/essex1.htm

Bakemaster wrote:Who will give me a couch to sleep on for a night, in exchange for me being a borderline funny pain in the ass, and very possibly baking a cake or cooking dinner?

You really baking a cake .. And wow dinner to ? If i want a cake and a dinner what you say?

Bastet wrote:LOL whats wrong with Essex, and don't say Essex girl

http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/essex1.htm

ahhh...lol

Hahaha, be careful Black, what if spycop followed me? Post pictures of us having dinner, and Zypher come hunt me down? Are you sure you want to know?

@Bastet ah well, you're not really on my route anyway. Buy another couch and move to somewhere around Ashford, and we'll talk.

@Luoma new plans, I might go through Denmark and only spend a little time in the south of Sweden, since Alfred finally told me where he is. But! I never met a Swede I didn't like! And that's really amazing considering how many people I meet on the internet that I don't like. So if you're in the south maybe you can show me someplace fun.

I'd help you if you were going to Paris but....Its for suckers like you said... NOT

You gonna miss Paris, the greatest city ever And i'm talking about champs-elysées and eiffel tower only lol, there are tons of other things

Bakemaster wrote:Hahaha, be careful Black, what if spycop followed me? Post pictures of us having dinner, and Zypher come hunt me down? Are you sure you want to know?

I know who can stop SpyCop dont worry and hmm Zypher be more tricky to stop hunt you ,but you have maybe a idea about Zypher ?
If I am sure hmm tell me after i can answer you..

You can't miss Colchester out There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle
http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

-)G(-Kratos wrote:I'd help you if you were going to Paris but....Its for suckers like you said... NOT

You gonna miss Paris, the greatest city ever And i'm talking about champs-elysées and eiffel tower only lol, there are tons of other things

Heh, sorry Kratos, I was having fun when I made that map and didn't know I could be sharing it with a link. I would like to see Paris but I don't have a huge budget, and if I do some traveling through France I will have to buy a more expensive eurorail pass so I don't know if it's going to happen. Thinking about it though. Good food calls to me.

BlackFox, if you have a couch for me to sleep on, I can cook for you. Maybe even tell you some SeCreT... But never admit this! First say yes.

Ooh a castle. If I had the time and money I would see much more of the UK. And I saw Casino Royale last night by the way.

Bastet wrote:You can't miss Colchester out There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle
http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

its very boring...dude come london...LONDON, best city on the planet
best night life and hottest girls

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:You can't miss Colchester out There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle
http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

its very boring...dude come london...LONDON, best city on the planet
best night life and hottest girls

London ain't the best city in the world.. I went a few weeks ago, it was soooooooo boring

Oh I love Daniel Craig