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Who would I like to meet? I'd like to meet the original "man's man" so I can ask him this question: why? Why should someone want to be a man appreciated by other men? Why is "man-time" so important? Why do sports, hunting, and car magazines pollute our culture and insult our intelligence? Why should someone wear a camouflaged suit soaked in deer piss and sit up in a tree for hours waiting for an opportunity to kill some innocent creature as his beer-soaked mustache freezes to his faces in sub-zero weather? Hasn't civilization evolved beyond that point? Why should we cling to this ancient caveman-with-a-club image and mistakenly think that it somehow proves our masculinity? Why do we buy pickup trucks even though we have nothing to haul, wear baseball caps that don't even come close to matching anything else we're wearing, and admire people like The Rock, John Madden, and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

That's right - I'm actually suggesting that there are more interesting things to talk about than our latest fantasy football league picks. Imagine what it would be like if you didn't have to spend your entire life proving your masculinity.

"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
- Dave Barry

Richard Simmons

What most people don't get is that "metros" and "preps" get the most girls

But it is better tha way

draquish wrote:What most people don't get is that "metros" and "preps" get the most girls

But it is better tha way

Heck yes lol

Tasdik wrote:Who would I like to meet? I'd like to meet the original "man's man" so I can ask him this question: why? Why should someone want to be a man appreciated by other men? Why is "man-time" so important? Why do sports, hunting, and car magazines pollute our culture and insult our intelligence? Why should someone wear a camouflaged suit soaked in deer piss and sit up in a tree for hours waiting for an opportunity to kill some innocent creature as his beer-soaked mustache freezes to his faces in sub-zero weather? Hasn't civilization evolved beyond that point? Why should we cling to this ancient caveman-with-a-club image and mistakenly think that it somehow proves our masculinity? Why do we buy pickup trucks even though we have nothing to haul, wear baseball caps that don't even come close to matching anything else we're wearing, and admire people like The Rock, John Madden, and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

That's right - I'm actually suggesting that there are more interesting things to talk about than our latest fantasy football league picks. Imagine what it would be like if you didn't have to spend your entire life proving your masculinity.

"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
- Dave Barry

Woah............

I totaly ppl like you......
Well w/o that guys woulnt be guys

Bah what im talking it would be boring if they arent like that......But theres always a limit

Tasdik wrote:and admire people like The Rock, John Madden, and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

With that single line, I now hate you

draquish wrote:What most people don't get is that "metros" and "preps" get the most girls

But it is better tha way

OK

I cant live w/o them

Stallowned wrote:

Tasdik wrote:and admire people like The Rock, John Madden, and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

With that single line, I now hate you

lol sorry I do kinda like Arnold but John Maddden is dumb

Arnold Teh Giant.....
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OMG............ *Sick face*

He has "Fans" Wow......

Im sry bu.......Wierd

id like to meet draquish, lol, he reminds me of some old friends

Innovacious wrote:id like to meet draquish, lol, he reminds me of some old friends

Yah Same here

i'd like to meet homer simpson

i wanna meet Joe Stalin

Hmm I would like to meet Keanu Reeves

Bastet wrote:Hmm I would like to meet Keanu Reeves

i'd assume you plan to kill him, and if no then why not?

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:Hmm I would like to meet Keanu Reeves

i'd assume you plan to kill him, and if no then why not?

and why would you think i would plan on killing him?

I would like to meet Frank Zappa, Bill Cosby, Christopher Walken, Isaac Asimov and Socrates. Not necessarily in that order.

Send me a PM next time ya'll are in Florida

And +1 on the Bill Cosby thing. ^_^

Yah Bill Cosby's pretty great
Well I'm going to be in flordia in like 9 months what part do you live in?

South.

Ah so around Tampa?

Way off, thats NORTH Florida.

South Florida would be like West Palm Beach...Miami...the Everglades...

Opps...lol thats what I ment my bad

Dave Barry is a flamer and Arnold Schwarzenegger kicks ass.

Yevon to ask him what he thinks about everyone confusing him with God.

Tampa isn't anywhere near north Florida...

And I'm in Orlando area... Come here, it's better than Draquish's gay ass Miami

Stallowned wrote:Tampa isn't anywhere near north Florida...

And I'm in Orlando area... Come here, it's better than Draquish's gay ass Miami

Yah I've been to Orlando it's pretty cool I might come

Stallowned wrote:Tampa isn't anywhere near north Florida...

And I'm in Orlando area... Come here, it's better than Draquish's gay ass Miami

Well, we have:

The Heat.
The beaches.
American Airlines Arena.
Dolphin Stadium.
Sawgrass Mills Mall.
South Beach.
Main Street.
....etc....etc.

You have:
Disney.

The mans got a point

I have:

Me.

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